Very Ape

The soup kitchen is closed.... go home and make your own soup.

2009-05-07T16:34:00.002+10:00

==================================================================== Fuckin ey, new post. The briskness starts here. I had the weirdest feeling of nostalgia looking at this blog. *point* fuck you. Sorry I've just being venting my rage lately at random inappropriate times... you bastard. yeah yeah yeah. cant remember what i was gonna write about... Yeah i'm gonna start posting again. freakin ey. I'm not going to start right now but soon.... >:O+<-------<>

Narp

2008-09-29T20:59:00.002+10:00

Yeah I know I said this would be the 100th post, but its actually the 99th. Sorry to disappoint you Thanh. Ummm end of school is getting closer which means soon I will need a full time job. One of the best things about September is that it is when all the big day out rumors come out. So allow me to make some rumors of bands that will play at the festival

Sonic Youth
Neil Diamond
Radiohead
Group X
Rage Against the Machine
TV on the Radio
Alestorm
Journey
Bad Brains
The Mars Volta
Supergrass
Weezer
Yellow Pudding?

Yeah as if you didn't see that coming? Ah what have I been up to lately. Well I've been studying for the exams, I'm not all that worried though. I went to Robyn's party last friday. I went as The Smashing Pumpkins (I smashed a pumpkin in her front lawn). Yeah these holidays have been pretty boring for me, I haven't really been out much, probably cause I haven't even tried planning anything. Oh well what can you do?

You could wake up missing your underpants, or a kidney.

2008-06-14T00:28:00.009+10:00

(story of the week) Yeah its pretty late right now, but I'm sure all the apes are running out of their caves and getting to the nearest Internet Cafe, so they can read this post and drink their Mocha Lattes. Yeah, I had exams last week, yeah it was pretty gay, it was like gayer than two men having sex. So anyway, the GAT was today, thus making today the most pointless excuse I've ever had to go to school. It made me so mad I wanted to punch a fucking lama. So here's some other highlights I've had:

Captured an Asian in a cage. Yes, it was Thanh.
Plans are going ahead for the next marathon, its gonna be rad
I de-boned Gavin so I could put him in my puppet theater
I turn 18 next Monday, hard to believe yes?
Marty stole a loaf of bread from a deaf guy, whose he going to tell?
"Tess" got kicked in the head by Thanh
Told someone to get off my case
Listened to Radiohead
Played fire tennis
Wrote a play
Marty jumped his motorcycle over the school
DD got a fist to the head for doubting my abilities
Lit a sheep on fire and sent it down the hallway
Bushby used the N-word
Fought a gorilla on the top of a building
Called the office lady a bitch
I released locust into Mr Bushby's car
We made plans to turn Mr Bushby's car into the "Bush-mobile"
Became a yo-yo champion
I made a new fragrance, burgundy and cider for men
I Read to deaf kids
I burned down the orphanage, it was haunted I had no choice
Jim still hasn't gone ape on me, its been like 2 years since he said he would. I still check under my bed every night.
I sleep with a loaded gun under my pillow, but just to be safe I point it up towards my face as an incentive to not accidentally fire it.
My doctor writes me any prescription I want.
Hehehe a monkey reading the paper.
Smashed a kids sand-castle
NEXT POST IS POST # 100
Wrote these highlights

Song of the week>// I dreamed I dreamed// Sonic Youth// Sonic Youth [Bonus Tracks]

P.S: Look forward to the next post, issue #100.

Theres gonna be a blood bath

2008-06-11T20:57:00.002+10:00

Whats this 2 posts in one week? I guess so.

HA HA You got the plague!!

2008-06-06T19:24:00.007+10:00

That video was a montage of my life. I don't care who you are, I reckon I could take your mum in a fight. I'm smiling right now, there something transcendent about writing on a blog, maybe its the font, or maybe its because I get to write the highlights of my week.

Seth told me to get fucked
I drove the apes to the back of the oval with a Shovel
Shaun made a movie called "Nigger versus everyone" The title pretty much says it all
I caved Thanh's head in with one punch
I passed both practice physics exams
Its my birthday in like a week and a bit
Guerrilla will be my kids middle name
Max said he's going to make an adult film with black people on a plane. I told him he should call it "Spades on a Plane"
I challenged god to boxing match
Rode my rocket powered scooter up a cliff edge
Shouted at old people
Flipped off a blind person
"Why make fun of the mentally challenged? They already feel nothing"
Where gonna set up camp outside the school before the end of the year. We'll have sing alongs, a camp fire, and then we'll play the game I like to call "run like fuck when the cops arrive"
I was yelling at a guy to get out of my way, then I realized he was deaf
Karate chopped Shaun in the nads
Brendan: "Do you think that there may be any chance I'll get 100% on my physics exam?" Bushby: "No"
I made a tractor so fast it can driven on the freeway
It was Tim's (My brother) Birthday
I started my dynamite farm
The school's secret motto "Fuck Rob"
I thought I was going to be late for school. Then I saw Jacob on the way to school and he said our English teacher was away. So we went to his house and played F-Zero X
Got some new Drumsticks.... there good
Told Nathanael I could beat the shit out of his mum.
Told seth to go to bed, while he was in the middle of a sentence
My jet pack exploded when I tested it on the neighbor's dog. It didn't even get off the ground.
Free dress day today. Shouldn't they call it like casual dress day? It's not as though its entirely free when you have to pay. Not to mention you can't wear what ever you want e.g ( Nothing)
Was colonel Sanders really in the army?
I don't lick stamps, I spit on them from a great distance. Its more fun that way
Put a chainsaw motor on a kids bike to make it go faster. Then I cut that little cunt's breaks
Grimus keeps sitting next to Shaun. Haha She's a monster
Some cunt almost ran me down this morning in there fookin SUV, they were driving really slow as in, stopping speed. Then she fucking beeps me so I give her the suck my dick pose, I did it for a good 30 or 40 seconds as she waited at the red light down the street, just so she could see me in her rear view.
Fitton gave some skanks the bird from the top off the 500 block
Fuck, what a shit week. I need to get a life or something
I wrote this

Quotes of the week:

Seth: "It's like grilled meat in a nursing home"
Brendan: "Mr bushby, your calculator makes me sad" Bushby: "yeah it's the best calculator, which is why I only use it to mark your sacs"
Bushby: "Yeah, Im a bastard aren't I?"

Song of the week\\ Bubblegum // Sonic Youth \\ EVOL

"The internet is alot like shooting a gun, just point, click, and then shit your pants waiting for the cops to arrive"

2008-05-30T18:10:00.005+10:00

So there I was walking down the street when I see this ape run up to me and kick me in the nads.

I really hope you watched this because its like the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

Its time for my highlights of the week; Todays highlights brought to you by the number "1" and the letter "me"

I kicked peanut kid in the head, and he fell backwards into mound of macadamians.

I shot a lion in the face

I got the special from hong's bakery ham & sandwich

I passed a physics sac

Went to the football with me mates, suck it shaun!

I asked Mark Woods what the hell are you looking at

I laughed at seth when he mentioned Euro-vision

Seth: "Say Brendan you didnt by any chance happen to watch the Euro-vision on the weekend Me: NO!! hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!

Ross flipping me the bird, then saying "oh, you can leave now."

I grew an inward beard

"SUCK IT MARK I HAVE NOODLES"

I bought a Ham Radio and started broadcasting fake news over people's regular radio.

I went on a beer run with George Bush, we got lost and some ended up at Guantanamo bay

I went hunting with Dick Cheney, I'm still missing part of my ear

Had a picnic on an artillery testing range

The apes returned from behind the back of the oval, riding Mopeds and swing flaming maces

Like god punching a deer, so are the days of our lives

Best thing I ever Tim say "It was like god punching a deer" the very thought of an almighty god like figure punching a sweet innocent deer is too much.

"I dont even own A gun, let alone several guns to sufficiently fill an entire rack"

Hammed it up, big time

Marty took on Ghandi in a street fight. It was kind of one sided, not because Ghandi is all about peace and down right pacifist, no. Its because he was DEAD.

I wrote some lyrics down for a song when I was baked. It went something like; Dee derp dee-derp, dee-dippity derp dee dumb"

Played cards against a minator, "no fair how was I suppose to read that poker face, he's got a fuckin' bull head"

Im gonna use my aerospace engineering skills to make a jet plane powered by Bio-fuel, which means it pretty much runs on bull-shit.

I beat the absolute shit out of an old man.

I became master of my of my own domain, only to be usurped by my own right hand man.

Ran through federation square with nothing but a saucepan on my head, screaming "The Russians are trying to steal my thoughts!!"

Started a roller derby in the year 12 corridor

Told Ms Grant to her face that she's nothing but a filthy FUCK. well not as much to her face as, a letter, and I didnt much use those words as much as I drew a stick figure picture of her with stink lines coming out.

I spent 4 hours baking a cake then dropped it off an over-pass, the worst part about it was that it was an accident. I was walking with my cake then tripped, and the cake went over the side. I didnt even get to see it land. I looked down just to see pissed off farmer holding a pitch-fork with cake all over his wind-sheild.

I roasted some chest-nuts

Played Silent Hill (best game).

Changed Adeliade's name to Radeliade, then changed Canberra's name to "Canberra sucks"

Jacob and I played battle ships in physics.

I wrote this

Song of the week Motion Picture Soundtrack// Radiohead// Kid A More Stephen Colbert videos and Jon Stewart Videos

Ummmmm.... yeah?

2008-05-02T21:26:00.004+10:00

ahhh... in panic I forget it, in despair I need it, in my mind I keep it, and in death I have it.. Yeah, I just got home from seeing Iron man, it was alright *shaking palm like mental patient* I thought it would have more action and less dialog. So anyway I get home and my mum is watching fucking Gilmore Girls on my PS2, ahhh the rage, just thinking of that show shribbles my testes. So I thought to myself "what the fuck are you gonna do now you fucking cunt?" I think things I'd never say. My fucking computer keeps saying it's being violated, and there's viruses n' shit, and I keep saying continue unprotected, *insert condom joke.* So I've decided to go on my blog and have a bit of a rant about shit that is annoying me. Like school, getting tests in physics about stuff we never learned, fucking useless English shit, prompting questions like "what is reality" who gives a fuck!! What were the VCAA thinking of when they chose reality for topic, I bet they were all like, " let's see if they can write something about this." Nothing is as simple as could be, everyone finds this out the hard way in life, unless your some rich cunt. There was something else I wanted to rant about... oh yeah The Government, I know this is sort of a touchy subject, so you may want to cover your ears as you read this. The mistreatment of Tibet has gone on for too long, make that way way way too much * holding arms really far apart.* The UN should be the ones to resolve this issue, let alone even discuss it... I'm running low on rage, so I'm gonna make a list of things that rage me, while I'm still ticked.

Body boards, either use a surfboard or don't.
Anti virus updates
Humanitarians, that word is way too long
Soup in a can
Big Brother, oh my freaking fucking god almighty god. I really wish that show would cancel due to massive fire in which everyone dies.
The fact that I cant play piano
Trying to do a double back flip off an over pass and landing in a conveniently placed moving ute with a mattress in the back, to only succeed with ONE flip. (Thats fucking amateur)
Having some angry kid with a kite follow me and point at me from outside, in the rain, and with the look of pure unadulterated rage.
Spontaneous combustion, just when you think its over, it flares up again.
The blood bank. That cookie sucked, I want my blood back!
Having people burst into tears after I tell them what I think of them.
Nerds with too much time
Trying to think of stuff that makes me mad
When people pay out resident evil
The fact that laws apply to me
Mimes, there is nothing funny about them, period.
That kid down the street who keeps putting bear traps in my front yard, that fucking cunt.
My english teacher telling me off for dropping too many "f-ing c-bombs" in my essays
People who show up too school for no reason other to disrupt others from learning.
When the paper boy keys my car
People who talk loudly with phones, the person on the other end has their ear pressed against the speaker, you can talk at a normal tone.
People who block my way on an escalator, it makes me so mad. It just makes me feel like throwing them over side.
Gun restrictions. It makes me want to go on top of a clock tower, or maybe a bell tower and just start picking people off with my high powered rifle as they go by their day.

I'll end it on that note

Song of the day: In the Kingdom #19// Sonic Youth// EVOL

A turd by any other name shall smell as.....

2007-12-20T23:30:00.001+11:00

Oh yeah!! SHIT!!! Yeah, I guess. God dammit I can't think of a thing to write. I'll just write about stuff that is threatening our country.

40. Taco Bill: Taco Bill is destroying hard working Australian companies with his filthy immigrant food.
39. The Sun. Its fuckin hot
38. The writers strike in America: If I don't get to see the ends of my favorite shows i'm gonna kill Craig T Nelson
37. Nuclear War!: It's a possibility
36. Not enough guns: without guns how will we defend ourselves?
35. The guy who plays Dougie Houser is gay
34. Japanese Games: They actually have subliminal messages like.... you will obey the emperor, what kind of country has an emperor anyway
33. Chuck Norris Jokes: I dont get them. I know who Chuck Norris is but, what?
32. The Internet: it holds too much information, and pornography
31. Reality T.V: as of next the majority of Televesion programs will be reality based, mainly cause of the Writers Strike
30. Random Quotes: "Thats no planet.... Its a space Station!"
29. Emoticons: how long will it be before we carry around notebooks with emoticons instead of showing expressions :O
28. Fire: Ummm yeah, look out for fire
27. The Apes at the back of the Oval: They're back with a blood-thirsty vengeance, except now they have guerilla warfare, ever since the president of the united states agreed to trade all of his nukes and missles.... for a banana
26. Lightning: just when you thought it was safe to change the roof antenna during a thunderstorm.
25. YouTube: They have you on tape somewhere....
24. The T-Virus: If you see a mutinous hoard of rampaging zombies get the fuck outta there.
23. Small Pox: Yeah, it's back
22. SUPER AIDS: need I say more
21. Yellow Cake: It sound delicious but its not
20. Communist Spies: "Is that a hammer and sickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to destroy Australia
19. Radio Active Apes: As if apes weren't bad enough
18. Specialist Maths: Its sooo hard
17. Deja Vu: Haven't I written this before?
16. Old people driving: You're on way down hill anyway, why do you need wheels to speed up the process
15. Those fucking Ringtone Adds: Who wants a frog with a tiny dick on their phone
14. Mountain Dew: 25% of all premature ejaculations is caused by the dew
13. Michael Bay: Man Michael is the worst director in history, he should be punished for every film he ever made, starting with Bad Boys II
12. Deja Vu: Haven't I written this before
11. Islam: Im pretty sure thats where terrorists come from
10. Car Racing: Whats the point, theres no athletic need, its a waste of petrol, it goes for like 200 laps and its boring like hell.
9. Immigrants: I suppose the majority of the people in this country were brought here by immigration, but that doesn't mean we should keep letting people in. I say now the country is pretty full, send them to New Zealand.
8. Escalators: Its a death trap just waiting to happen
7. Uranium: we have alot of uranium
6. Super Soilders: Keep your eyes peeled andriods with weird monocles
5. The second coming of jesus: this time he's not going down without a fight
4. Vicious Dog the reality show: Basically we just get a camera strapped to a vicious dog's head and watch the hilarity.
3. Me: I dont even know what im capable of, if anything.
2. US!: yes Australia is a massive threat to Australia. The only thing that can stop us is us, and I know where we are, and thats what scares the shit out of me
1. Finally, the one you've all been waiting for, the number one threat to this country is.................... BEARS!!!: If you see a bear, dont forget to set the terror alert in your pants to "code brown."
Song of the Day// You// Radio Head// Pablo Honey

Well thats just brilliant

2007-08-21T17:12:00.000+10:00

Sup dudes. I'd love to chat but my mouth is full of coffee cake. Highlights of the week(not exactly, more like since the last time i posted).

I sanded off some guys face
I invented a video game where you're some transsexual that gets put in a male prison, and you have to try and not get raped(don't drop the fuckin soap).
I the apes returned from behind the oval and melted Elina's face off.
I blew up an action figure
I passed my Physics Sac
I staged dived off the 500 block on to the hall
I gave my self a concussion by kicking myself in the head, then made it worse by falling asleep and going into a coma
I head-butted Jimmy out a well placed window
I hunted all the international students for sport.
I put Rob's name in village people songs
I added Jimmy to wikipedia. "fuckin mad cunt"
I got to play drums for an assessment task in business management
I got a job at target
Chuck Norris round-house kicked some kid at school. There were no survivors
Ahhhh fuck my last comment was so long ago
Resident evil 4 for wii, best game ever

Thats about it... Stay tuned the big 100 is coming soon. This is the 92 post I think.... Song of the day//The Underwater song//Mike Hunt's Band

Sniff

2007-04-30T21:49:00.000+10:00

Yo yo, its been too fucking long. I havent posted in a while, probally cause I got the wii, which is exellent. Well so here it is. A list of goals I want to achieve before I die.

Be a human bowling bowl
Challenge a hobo to a fist fight
KILL JIMMY
Launch a potato in to the MCG on grand final day
Kick someone into a volcano
Trick someone into parachuting into a volcano
Jumping a bike over a volcano
Getting put in jail
Kick down the front door of the white house
Get a desk on wheels, put it in george bush's office, glue his hands to it, then kick him out a window.
Getting a conjical visit from Max in prison
Dropping a bucket on someones head
Throw a ham at someone
Build a time machine
Save Abe Lincoln
Wrestle a hippo
Play drums on a rooftop
Jump from a two story building into a pool of custard
Do the same jump blindfolded
Go to mars (meh, why not)
Throw a rock at a kid with glasses
Open my P.I service
Get launched out of a cannon (preferably into someone)
Get a mime to speak
Break something really, really expensive
Play the corn at a whole school assembly when babbs is trying to talk
Throw bee hive at max, and watch him try to get away on his crutches
Beat my chest in front of a massive ape, as if to challenge it
Get 50 apes to rape Marty at once, film it and put it on youtube
Whack off on my hand and as the queen goes by in her limo, I'll shoot her.
Play kill the rich at Omar's house
Jump into a pit of crabs
Berrie someone up to their head in the yard, then mow it
Cement someone up to their waste on the freeway
Race a street sweeper with a broom
Steal the High Street sign and put it on my door
At the end of year 12, brew some piping hot gravy in a bath tub, and poor it on to yr 11s as they enter the building, with a ladle.
Throw a bowling bowl into a tv
Make the corn video
Jump backwards 10 metres
Break a world record
Complete that list I just wrote

Is it safe?...

2007-03-25T12:02:00.001+10:00

You, who are you? what do you want? The Highlights of my week? why not:

I started building a time-machine, but then my future self back in time to tell me to stop waisting my time.
The apes returned from the back of the oval, with flame throwers and switch-blades. Switch blades to take on semi-circles of people, like in the movies.
Tan exploded
I lit a chicken on fire to prove a point
I got new cymbals for drum kit, ZHT zilidjians
I ended slavery
I told some guy that the next time he waltz with Matilda he should check her Adam's apple, CAUSE SHE'S A DUDE!
I watched Wayne's world... a-fuckin-gain
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice-cream flavour, he'd be prailings... and dick."
I threw potatoes into the MCG
I watched helplessly as Marty punched someone with down syndrome
Ah the rage is relentless
I re-enacted the civil war with monkeys
"...... until the handle breaks off and you have to find a doctor to pull it back out again."
I caught the ape in a butterfly net and released on Jim while he was sleeping
I trained a gorilla to whack off on Marty
I fly kicked a monkey
I threw a keg at Omar
I grew a tree in Jim's parent's room, then blamed it on Jim
I put a billboard outside of Michael's house to block out the sun.
I had my thumb bit off by a hobo
An old lady fell over and hit her head on a bin on the way down.
I turned a bus full of nuns

Song of the week // Blues From Down Here // Tv on the Radio// Return to Cookie Mountain

Beefus's Bogus Journey

2007-03-19T20:07:00.000+11:00

Sup dudes, I am posting yet again, yeah you thought I was joking when I said I was back well I wasn't, so there. Well time to get to it. Max's party was last Friday, it was probally the best party I've ever been to. If you weren't there here's what you missed out on:

Me getting toasted
Heaps of other people getting toasted.
Germany invading
St Patrick's day count down
Me throwing a jacket at a light
Me becoming the king
Someone breaking the light in the hallway
A FIRE IN THE LOBBY
I got the corn flakes
Me bagging Moses
Me bagging pretty much every religion; including aestheticism.
I threw the corn flakes into mount doom
Did I mention I was toasted?
We PLAYED SINGSTAR
I was shouting for max, and when I couldn't find him I laid down in the hallway, and didn't let anyone pass.
Lots of pink elephants
Me coming out of the closet as being a straight man, I admit it, I'm straight.
I gave heaps of people hugs
I fell over, 6 times
I took off my shirt and rolled on it
I threw a pram at some kid
I did a back flip off the padeo
I kept telling everyone to come to the padeo, but they wouldn't listen
I BROKE MAX'S GUITAR!
I started dancing in the middle of some circle
I fly kicked someone in the nads
Michael was trying to have his way with Max's sister
Jim and I kicked down max's door when he was in there making out
I threw a chair on Max's bed
Michael almost got hit by a train on the way home
He held his ears in rage as the train went by beeping its horn

Thats about all I can remember from that Song of the Week// Wolf Like Me// Tv on the Radio // Return to Cookie Mountain. Fucking awesome band, if you havent heard of them, now you have.

If Jesus Was was a flavour of Icecream....

2007-03-11T19:28:00.000+11:00

Yes that's right, I'm back... I'm pretty damn sick of myspace, It was all right at first. It just got annoying having everyone having one. I mean I can understand if you're a band and you want people to hear you're music, or if your a celebrity and people actually care what you have to say, then its pretty cool. I dunno, maybe I'm just delusional, but I think blogs are much more fun. Well heres a list of ways Ive out smarted the government

I put a cardboard cut-out of George Bush on the roof of the white house then lit it on fire.
I told activists that the white house has a wine cellar filled with dead bodies
I covered my hand with mayonnaise and shook the queens hand as she went by in her limo, sure, I was shot six times, but it was worth it.
I brain-washed an ape into hating the government, then unleashed it on John Howard as he went out for his morning power walk.
I poured piping hot gravy on the republicans as the they entered the house of representatives.
I ate the presidents apple.
I replaced the prime ministers speech with a bunch of epilepsy jokes.
I wrote George Bush an evaluation on the war in Iraq
I fried an egg on John Howard's head
I put out a cigarettes on George Bush's dog's eye
I told the president it was possible to smoke through your butthole, and they find it very flattering in most Asian countries
I glued head phones on George Bush and forced him to listen to the corn
I injected Prince Charles with the T-Virus
I did donuts on capital hill (If you don't know what what capital hill is your a communist)
I glued the presidents hand to a potatoe
I jumped out of the photo copier and suprised the prime minister
I buried George Bush up to his head in my front lawn, then mowed it
I fired a cannon into the presidents chest as he opened the door.
I wrote this list

Song of the Day//Feel Good Hit of the Summer// Queens of the Stone Age //Restricted

yo yo

2006-09-27T22:42:00.000+10:00

thats it... Beef!

I Need Some Water

2006-07-01T21:45:00.000+10:00

Ahhh Brisk, Well it has been holidays for quite a while, but soon it will end(The Holidays, not existance)... Kyle has left, the Germans are retreating, hair on back mysteriously shedding, yeah the holidays are ending... either that or its the appocalypse. Here are somethings that have happened on the Holidays.........

We went to LAN
We saw a poster for "The Davinchi Load," yeah, the truth finaly cums out.
Marathon at Matt's. Matt, Michael, Andy, Ross and I stayed at Matt's house and played nintendo. Ross, Matt, Michael and I all stayed up all night.
We had a Picnic on Old Orchard's Oval.
We played soccer
Matts art studio smells like a freakin barn
I killed Santa
I shot a turkey out of a cannon
I used my time-machine to go forwards through time, just so I could dance on my own grave
Mine and Matt's band rules
I reckon Bob-omb should be a character in the next Super Smash Bros Game. He Explode on his down smash attack. He would be the only character with no arms or legs. He's a bomb with feet.
Worst thing ever said "My friends are like chocolates, some are black, some are white, and some have nuts."
I went into the Future, but the future me knew I was coming because he is me, then he shot me in the head, which stopped me from going back to my time, which stopped him from ever killing me. Thus I Destroyed the Universe.
Nintendo bought the rights to Kool-Aid
Theres gonna be a massive jug of Kool-Aid to fight in SSB Brawl
We played resident evil at matt's. I went out to pee (on the lawn[backyard law])then I went and banged on the door on the side of the room. It scared the hell out of them
Micael made a drink out of grounded up Cheerio's, He added milk and an egg
Michael Threw up on Matt's bench
We made some horendous drink. We put stuff like, Ribena, Tang, Rasberry Flavouring, an Egg, Milk, Effort, Powerade powder and Rage in it
Michael tasted the drink, then spat it out
I had a sip, then took another sip, then another and another. I loved it
Andy had a couple of sips too, he liked it too
The only problem was it burnt the top of your mouth afterwards a little bit
I tried to kick Matt in the Head
Pyramid head grabbedd this chick by the tit, then ripped her skin off. Best nipple cripple ever, the Silent Hill Movie rules
I spear tackled some guy
I made a song on Matts computer
Kyle and I played Guitar Hero at dick smith, I played No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age
Thats about it

Songs

No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf
The Worm - Audioslave- Out Of Exile
Dudley - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Show Your Bones
Feel Good Hit of the Summer - Queens of the Stone Age - Rated R
Words of wisdom - Blink 182 (Just that intire Cd. Its so freakin funny)
Banquet - Bloc Party - Silent Alarm

1=2

2006-06-24T19:20:00.000+10:00

Sup, well u could answer that....... or not. What have I been doing you don't ask? well I have been doing stuff. Last week was my birthday, I don't really see the big deal, we're just celebrating that I haven't died for 16 years. Yeah, now we're on holidays, and we've had time to do stuff.

Well last sunday we had a 2 day marathon at Marty's
Shaun raped Jim
I owned in smash bros
I got owned in every other game
Voldo rules
We played Silent Hill 2 :o such a great game
We played Project Zero 2 :o such an intense game
Recently Michael and I started playing Resident evil 1
I got the crap scared out of me when we were playing resident evil, when heaps of zombies came jumping through the window :0
At Elisha's party we played "the corn"
Michael and I danced to the corn
"the corn, is soo good, it makes me want to kill myself"
I was chased by the children of the corn
I flooded the world, using the polar ice caps
Im still soo very Desperate for a wii. When will Nintendo release the wii in Australia?!! I want it.
I saw Omar
I told Canada just how much they suck
I punched some guy in the face
I dived off a hill
We saw the DaVinchi code
I was headbutted in the nads by a veteran with no shins
Kyle came down from Queensland
I had to defuse a bomb that was on my lap
Shaun gave Jim a lapdance, then Jim threw up all over him
Shaun's mind was defused by the corn
I put Jesus in a coma
We watched some awesome show called "Black Books"
I left my alluminium breifcase on the train, as I ran out the doors
I bought a Supergrass album (Supergrass) and a Radiohead album (OK Computer)
I blew up some country that I can't pronounce
I shot Thanh in the foot
Marty went apescat, then he dived out a 30 story building, in his birthday suit, singing six shooter (by Queens of the stone age)
I hit michael in the face with a cold piece of bread
I joined Matt into the kkk
Matt got busted smoking weed and riding a uni-cycle
I bought a cape, now I can fly
Git away... Baich
We played Downt touche thait at elisha's
I did whatever it is Im doing now

Songs

Another Love Song // Queens of the Stone age // Songs for the Deaf

Pumping on your Stereo // Supergrass // Supergrass

Karma Police // Radiohead // OK Computer

I'll stick around // Foo Fighters // Foo Fighters

Luno / /Bloc Party // Silent Alarm

Its about freakin' time (More for gore or the son of a drug lord. None of the above, fuck it cut the cord)

2006-06-05T17:19:00.000+10:00

Hello I am The beefster, or should say.... GOD!! nah, too early, beef will do. Dude, I haven't posted in ages, partly cause I was in a coma, and the only reason I woke up was cause I had a wet dream, and had to change my pajamas. Yeah, I know, it sucks. Well heaps has happened, well not really, that's why I haven't posted in like a bajillion years. Some real sick stuff happened just recently.

Smash Bros Marathon (Nintendo Marathon)
The corn (a song Jim and I made on acid, while we were on acid)
Matt died of leprosy and was unable to attend the carnage at the Marathon
I fly bicycle kicked Tim in the head, I was aiming for woody
I danced on the unknown soldiers grave
I ate an apple in one bite
I threw a cinderblock at matt
The Breakfast club (Maitt, Raus and I)
The Breakfast Club ate Cereal at school, also in Japanese.
I dropped a flaming bowling ball on Ned's crotch
I dived into a carton of nails
Why? FUCK OFF
My bro turned 21
We got to play drums in the studio
I pounded Mick's ass
I shouted swear words into a sewer pipe
I rode my tricycle down a mountain
Matt and I are gonna go dirt-bike riding, anyone want to come?
I broke a bottle on Seth's head
Seth broke, and threw his books at me
I ganondorf kicked Matt on the back when he was fixing up his bag
I stage dived off the 500 block, and through a bench
Mick, Michael, Andy and I went to the school at 1:20 in the morning
I drank burning soup, it was literally on fire
I went ape in Safeway, got on the little conveya belt and went apeshit, kicking all the stuff off.
Why? Why not?
Woah, Im listening to Ashes in the Fall
I slammed Matt in to a wall head first
I punched Mick in the face
I stole Miki's noodles
I rubbed Noodles in Ross's face
I smacked Michael in the nads
I destroyed Laura's apple
Man, I am a jerk. I dont deserve to live
Matt, Marty, Jim and I are in a band called Think Yellow, its sounds a bit dirty cause yellow is the colour of pee, yet it is also the colour of happy. Coincidence, I think not
I became the king and queen of cheese
I ran for president
I accidentally rigged it so he won
I placed a bomb in the sandpit
I gave photos of Matt and Michael's children to NAMBLA
Im gonna leave, Im gonna leave you
Michael threw a marsbar at someone's window
I threw a mars bar at some guys door
I threw Smokey Bacon salsa everywhere
Samus rules
I hit the bottle
I crashed a plane
I wrote the highlights

Songs:

Gonna Leave you - Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the deaf
Molly's Lips - Nirvana - Incesticide
Blue - Eve's Plum - Envy
Good Grief - Foo Fighters - Foo Fighters
Coffee and T.V - Blur - 13

I know the momments near, and I know there's nothing I can do, look through a faithless eye, are you affraid to die?

2006-05-21T19:43:00.000+10:00

Hello.. It is I.... I think? Yeah, I was one of the people who went to Miki's party... You wanna fight about it? I didnt think so. For those of you who didnt go here's what u missed out on....

A wheelbarrow on fire
Omar
Leapfrog
Jesus preforming mericals
Pizza
Grass
The Apes
The Ape Chasing Remix
Lots of Muffins
The Flaming Napkins
Coke
Michael getting punched in the face
Me tackling Rob
Rob throwing his drink at me (as I was tackling him)
Ahhhh we didnt play Ratm
Tess broke her hand on Andy's nads
I threw my jacket in the fire
Me eating flaming chips
Me doing a SideFlip on the Trampoline
Miki's little bro suplexed me out of the tree into a rose bush
I burnt my hands.. several times
Omar allmost broke his nads playing extreme Leapfrog
Andy and Tess had a stare off (so pointless) near where all the smoke was blowing
I ate bananas
I ate some special brownies
I got high
That's it

Thats the Back of My head

Song of the day // Thoughts of Dying Atheist // Muse . ... Hense the heading

Keep your goodluck to yourself......

2006-05-05T18:54:00.000+10:00

Things to do:

~~Make a list~~
~~Eat a Ham~~
~~Wipe a disease out, so I don't get it.~~
~~Yell at someone~~
~~Ask a retorical quetion~~
~~Shoot the King~~
~~Fight an Ape~~
~~Kill someone~~
~~Eat something that is undigestable~~
Do homework
~~Save a Duck~~
~~Hunt for hunters~~
~~Kick Tim in the head~~
~~Make a Rocket powered trolley~~
~~Make some rocket skates~~
~~Launch Mick into the sun~~
~~Eat Mick's lunch~~
~~Have my way with Ross~~
~~Eat a potatoe~~
~~Go with Tess to unleash an ape into the MCG~~
~~Squash a Hermit crab~~
~~Dance~~
~~Jump~~
~~Eat a muffin~~
~~Watch Michael get destroyed~~
~~Run through a meadow~~
~~Write in yellow~~
~~Griffito tag the school~~
~~Climb through a window~~
~~Jump off the roof~~
~~Jump into a prickly bush with no shirt on~~
~~Eat a sandwich~~
~~Fly-kick Rob in the back of the head~~
~~Thumb wrestle matt~~
~~Prevent Jim from going ape..... for now~~
~~Eat a cheese wheel~~
~~Not care~~
~~Stage dive~~
~~Learn to fly~~
Blowup the universe

S.O.D//Snake charmer/// ratm /// Evil Empire.... I'll chose a different band next time

(8)So now i'm rollin' down rodeo wit a shotgun.. These people havent seen a brown skin man since their grandparents bought one...

2006-04-29T18:31:00.000+10:00

Hello dudes and dudettes. Its time for another installment of the Brendan Forsayeth show. I havent posted the highlights of my week for a while, I've been a bit busy...

I found out that Omar has a bullet in his fucking head
I found the true meaning of winter..... To kill apes and nudists
I spat in the face of people who didn't want to be cool (Matt)
Yes I know my enemy, there the teachers who taught me to fight me, compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, Ignorance, HYPOCRISY, brutallity, The Elite... All of which are American dreams......
I'm getting drum lessons that aren't at school
I hate the government
Matt and I made a story about the government
I stepped back and started spraying niggas
Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to pin point potentail trouble makers.. and neutralize them
DD cracked under the pressure and blew himself up
Tess thew a Grenade at me... She didnt pull the pin, but it still hurt
I went to the football and saw Tess on the big screen, eating potatoe chips
I drew blue prints out for kicking woody in the head
Marty is the renegade of funk
We did preformances in music.... The Marty experience (Marty, Tess, Fiona, Leigh) rocked my socks and moved my feet..
I play the drums :)
Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, Fuck the Norm
Marty can play Guerrilla Radio on piano
My brother got a Wah-Wah petal
I got on the roof with a sniper rifle
Omar came to our school
I shot Thanh
Babbs gave me a detention with out telling me
I ate the Moon
I got 2 detentions for not going to the one that I didnt know existed
Zach de la Rocha became president
Tim Bob became Vice-President
I ate Radium
Jimmy still hasnt gone ape
Andy is beat Jesus in a winner takes all Cage match
Sarah ate the boogey man for breakfast
Jimmy invaded Russia by himself with a Baseball bat
Andy is beat Jesus in a winner takes all Cage match
I was born to rage against them
Woah thats a Fuckload of Ham
I wrote the Highlights of my week
Why is Zack De La Rocha so well Groomed in this picture??

S.O.D//Down Rodeo//Ratm//Evil Empire

Another one returns...

2006-04-27T18:13:00.000+10:00

Hello... It is I Brendan.... Yes that is my name, idiot. This is the bogus journey of the boy.

It was a wednesday morning everyone, the boy was getting ready to go to school. Unfortunately he had miss placed his shoes, which were eventually found in the back of his school bag. However this fumbling of looking for shoes has made the boy late for school. He had to go to the office to sign in. Unfortunately for the boy, the office was under control by the big hairy ape known as Babbs. If you dont know who Babbs is, wonder, why aren't you aloud to chew gum in class? Babbs is why. The boys simple request for a late pass for a late pass had turned into absolute chaos. She was fumbling around like an ametuer juggler. She asked the boy for his planner... Aparently its not here was an invalid answer. Lord Babbs then snaps at the boy "well go to your locker, and get it!!!" "No I left it at home" the boy replied. Babbs then stamped the little piece of paper with rage. "Bring your planner tomorrow" she grunts. The boy then thought to himself "what an idiot, why would I walk all the way to the office knowing that i need my planner, walk up there with out it. What an idiot."
That very next day. The boy is quietly working when Ranger the yr 10 co-ordinator comes in and asks for him. The boy is forced to go to her office at lunchtime.. The boy was confused. What could he have done? The boy walked Ranger's office at lunch. The boy had been in trouble for not going to a detention the previous day. "WHAT THE FUCK??!!" the boy thought to himself with rage. She said he will recieve TWO detentions for not going to this misterious detention... Apparently "bring your planner to school tomorrow" means (in the laguage of a fuck head) "you have a detention today after school with me, Babbs." The boy replied in his defence "but she never said the words, you have a detention after school for no fucking good reason, other that I am a middle aged whore who is very lonely" but apperntly she did. The boy just didnt understand cause he doesnt speak FUCKHEAD. Now that The boy thinks about it, he shouldnt have even gotten a detention in the first place. You can't give a detention out without 24 hours notice and a form going home explaining why. Maybe they didnt send a note home cause they couldnt think of a reason for the detention. the note would probally say something dumb like "did not arrive to school on time with valid excuse." Apparently the middle finger is an "invalid excuse." Just thinking of this made the boy Made the boy ~~Want to pull out an Ak47 and go~~ mad.
A few days later. The boy got his revenge on Babbsy. When Babbs went to leave after school. She noticed her car wasn't where she parked it... "Damn I forgot where I parked, again!" babbs said to herself... "Hey up here!!" The boy yells from the roof top. "Thats MY CAR!!" "oh is this your car?!!" The boy says as he smashs the car with a base ball bat. "PUT THAT BAT DOWN" she yells. "ok" the boy says throwing the baseball bat. He then pulls out a golf club (a 9 iron to be exact) and continues smashing in the windscreen. "ARRRRGH!!" babbsy is mad now "you bring my car down this intance" babbsy yells. "your the boss" the boy replies. He reaches into the car and releases the hand brake. With a nice shove The boy pushes the car off the building. It hits the ground and starts rolling. Coincidentally, it rolled over babbs. as that happen Ranger came out and saw babbs trapped under the car. She ran to see if she was still alive. When she reached the car it exploded. Killing them both in a hellish firestorm. The police arrived a while later. The video cameras didnt have a view of The boy on the roof. One of the police men was about 20, and when he knew the person who died was Babbs, he goes "woah thats the hoe who got rid of chewing gum in class." He then declared it as a suicide.

I hope someone can read the hidden message in here. S.O.D//Bomb track// Ratm // Ratm .......... This seemed very apropriate

Say dance Suka

2006-04-15T15:22:00.000+10:00

Woah I was so angry after to listening to RATM all day yesterday. Well this is the shit that happened during the time that I last posted about what happened before that... did that make sense?

Listening to sublimitle messages in songs
They kept coming just as I figured, so I stept back and started spraying niggas
I keep saying RATM lyrics
Our band is going to protest against the FCC
I yelled at omar, I was about a 1/4 of an inch from his ear
I searched for the ghost of Tom Joad
Im in a band called The Shaslicks
Im in a band called Sliced Bread
I brought the power back to Cuba with the help of Thanh
Thanh betrade me and made the country communist
I became a hippy at the atheletics
Ross and Chris became hippies as well
I stole Ross's shirt and whipped him in the eye with it
Ross went ape
Jim still hasn't gone ape
I busted Marty out of prison
I chased the ape
I had a breakdance battle against Tess
I got served
Laura headbutted Matt in the groin
Tess, Michael, Jim, Matt and I all threw potatoes into the MCG
I ran on to a train with backpack on backwards, yelling in arabic
I blew up the DD's house
I prefomed with the choir, everyone was all like "what are you doing here?" how rude
Scott and I got on the roof of the shed and threw shit off
Scott hid in the fire hydrant to scare Rikki
I kicked out the Jams
I said to Nim "I hope the Don puts a bomb in your car"
I took out some Butos with my magnum
Nugget broke under the pressure
I found out what the Cornel's secret spices are. Paprika, Vinegar and dried up hobo grindings
Sarah went postal with an Ak47
0mar was NOT here
Matt and I made another blog, its The Shiz
"It's like sex, but Im having them"
A great man once said "yo"
We made a giant aeroplane that is powered by rubber bands
I danced on Thanh's grave
Matt jumped off the 500 block in a monkey suite
I ate an apple... nah I didnt really
Woody brought his speakers to atheletics
Michael stood back and started spraying niggas
Cause he's housin'
Mario cant dance
Neither can Matt
I took a wiz
A tital wave couldnt save the world from calafornication
I walked accross a tight rope on my hands, over some flaming crocodiles
I danced with my pants
I brought the power back
I did a move on my skateboard called Ape Fever (A handstanding grind with a 72o degree spin)
I lit a table on fire then jumped through it
I wrote the highlights of my week

S.O.D// The sillohette house// the shins

I'd like to send a nice friendly message to the FCC: throat clearing "Fuck you!!!"

2006-04-14T17:43:00.000+10:00

I hate the FCC so much. I hope the Don puts a bomb in each of their cars. It is cause of them RATM broke up. You see after september 11 in 2001 all Rage Against The Machine songs we're banned from being played on the radio. They were also not aloud to do any gigs. Aparently their songs were Anti America. Rage Against The Machine was about freedom of speech, the end of vilonce against women and the end of war. Well I guess you could say they are against America, cause america is the master of lack of freedom of speech, I mean just look what happened to RATM. America is also home of rapes, murders and guns. Seeing as how RATM is against all of those, they would have to be Anti-america. FUCK IM SO ANGRY NOW!!!! Fuck the FCC!!! Why did they need to bring back patriotism. This is a country where 5% of the people control 95% of the country. Its a good thing Australia 40% of the world's Uranium... God forbid what would happen if America had it.....

The Easter Bunny Hates You

2006-04-11T19:09:00.000+10:00

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Here is something you can't understand.....

2006-04-02T09:46:00.000+10:00

Woah, first week of term 2, and what an insane week its been. Here's some highlights.

Mine and Matt's new band 'Les Claypool'
Helping Mick with his pants song
Almost going totally ape
I destroyed Michael when he did the 'Masterlock' on me
Kyle came down from Queensland
Michael came over and played the Ape Chasing Remix 96 times on Itunes (it had allready been played 4 times)
I kicked George Bush in the nads
I went back in time to assassinate President Kennedy
I blew up the Eiffel tower
Blowing up Jim
Doing a backflip off the shed
Shooting down a russain helicopter
Getting rid of Communism in Cuba
Running back to Michael's house, only to have his dad beat us there
Michael and I are making our own fraternity (Ape Omega Delta)
Footys BACK
Killing in the Name
Doing a frontflip off the shed
Andy and Tess's stare-offs
Getting a free drink at the canteen
Making pudding
Saying the word FUCK in choir
Hmmmmmmm... maybe I should get singing lessons
Giving miss collins the stink eye
The dirty glove
Smacking Nim in the face with the dirty glove
Putting the Dirty Glove in the teacher's handbag
I think we did hill jumping
Hitting my head on the roof
Finding out Thanh's still alive
Taking a dump in Thanh's locker
Changing my name to Fillip
Cause I'm Housing
Kool-aid broke into my house and stole my VCR. "Oh yeah!!"
Josh's mum's birthday party
Doing a backflip off the empire state building
Getting chased by the Ape
Making my own realestate company
Bitch-slapping George Bush through a window
Chyeah
Doing a backflip down Niagra falls
Selling Jim to the Russains
Smuggling pudding into some fat-camp
Doing a backflip off Mount kilimunjaro
Parachuting off the 500 block in a monkey suite
Marty got busted with opium
Jim still cant talk
Nugget is just doing his thing
And I'm left by myself
Doing a backflip off Mount Everest
DD went tottally insane and rammed his head through a wall
Telling seth that he cant get cheese from a goat unless its hatched
Piggy back Jousting
I sat on a muffin
Michael came over and we watched rosemary's baby (I fell asleep during it)
Filling Ross's pool with Mayo, with Ross in it
Chilling
Writing a song called Cosmic Psalm
Throwing Thanh in a locker
Mick went postal
Matt didn't come to school cause he had trouble breathing
Hitting Ross with the bible
I ate ice cream for the first time in my life
I got run over by the mafia
The Don gave fifty bucks and said forget about it
I sewed the Don anyway
Watching Omar explode when he started my car
Running down the street on fire
Writing the Highlights of my week

S.O.D//Maggies farm// RATM// Renegades

Thats it.........

If that don't put the shaz in shazam..

2006-03-23T23:19:00.000+11:00

Is coolest a state of mind, or the state of somebody else's. Tom Arnolds out to get me. So is the channel seven news crew... Wait, who's that, the president? woah. Why are there lamas at my window. Woah, my shoes are talking and the walls are melting. Hell no Mr President, I dont want fries. Tom Arnold is a android sent from the future to destroy me, so I won't leak government secrets. I have no idea what these secrets are. Woah, the apes have gotten into my house... Woah, we have a kitchen. The apes are making drinks. The apes cannot talk, they communicate by grunting. Look in the fridge I say to one of the apes.... It just stares at me drooling. How bout some fruit I say to the ape... It stares at me, still, with a drop of drool lingering from its mouth. He then grunts sofetly, then unleashes a giant roar, no more like a scream. The ape clinches its fists, and starts drumming on its chest. Then one of the other apes runs up and smacks the ape in the face... All the other apes come running and make a huge circle around the ape-fight. I sigh to myself "so, like us." I go to sneak the back door, still looking at the apes as I open the door, but as I walked through the door something stopped me. It felt like I had just walked into a brick wall. I look infront of me to see Tom Arnold facing me with a machine gun, an M-16 to be exact. He aims the gun at me and says....."You will watch my show." Then I say "I'd soon rather die then watch it, besides its not on TV no more." He then stood there, his mouth slowly opened, untill it could be opened no more. He stands there with his mouth opened, no noise, no movements, just standing there. All of a sudden a pack of wild dogs come running out from behind him. "Holy sweet mary on a lama's back, eating cheese and macarooni!!!!" I yell as I see the dogs running at me. I slam the door in Tom Arnolds face, the door just bounces off his nose. "Christ on bike" I yell out, as I'm running the hell away from Tom Arnold and his crazy pack of savage dogs, that look like they have been starved and drooling like they have rabbies. I run through my house like a sprinter on steroids. I can still hear the dogs in the background... I get to the front door, and who but George Bush is standing there to greet... With a chainsaw. "Holy fishsticks" I yell, as George Bush stands there with a running chainsaw. He justs stands there going "zoom-zoom-zoom." So I push George Bush out of the way and start running. I eventually came to a large, red bricked wall, as if to come from nowhere.... Hmmmmm.... Who's idea was it to put a wall there anyway? Tom Arnold and his super dogs had me surrounded.... I stand with the cold bricks against my back. I then clinch my fist, and begin drumming my chest. Everything went quiet. I could then feel the ground rumbling, I look at the puddle on the ground, it was making ripples like nobody's bussiness. Then the bushes start shaking, followed by an army of apes charging out from behind the bushes and shrubs. The apes had some how acquired flame-throwers, and were spitting flames at the armies of dogs. Tom Arnold stood there as a sea of apes went over him, and left nothing but bones. Then one of the apes pins me to the ground and starts shaking by the collar....... I then wake up and my brother's shaking me asking if knew where his hair gel went.... What a twist

S.O.D// The Ape chasing Remix// Yellow Pudding/// Our newest album ever..... This is the best song ever Jim, and its all thanks to you.

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2006-03-21T22:57:00.000+11:00

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I seriously haven't even left my house all holidays.... Oh God, Im such a spounge

New Flash!!!!!

2006-03-21T22:44:00.000+11:00

The anonymous guy who was posting on our blogs is eBaum, that mother fucker.... I cant wait to see the day that eBaum's world gets takin down, what a cunt.

30% Cheese

2006-03-15T18:49:00.000+11:00

Ah sweet, sweetness. Another term ended. Do you know what the highlights of my year have been? well I shall tell ye.

The Apocalypse
Chocolate milk
Coming back to Blackburn... ah shucks
Coming to school with a mustache
Mr Joseph asking if I want to join the Spanish club
Seeing mister williams as a temp
Saving the school from the apes behind the oval
Getting the chair off the roof
The Ape Chasing remix (an exellent song on acid made by JIM)
Nuclear powered cheese graters
Moving into my new room
Eating cabbage
Going to Marianna's and asking for a cup of sugar
Selling Jim on the black market
Building a robot that will one day destroy humanity
If a robot wants to kill you thers no talking it out of it, it's gonna kill you
Testing my mighty robot on Omar's house
Omar's new name is Fro mar
I caught the ape, but then it kicked me in the nads and ran away
Unleashing a barrell of monkeys on Marty
Going totally awong
One day im just going to go ape
Cliff jumping (a really "safe" pass time)
Robot Chicken destroyed Michaels feeble minded brain
Shooting at Thanh with ruber bullets
Shooting at Thanh with real bullets
Guerilla warfare
Nugget (Jordan) came to our school
Shooting cans
Ordering pizza to the School
Protesting against the dumping of tanbark on our school grounds by lying in the way of the truck
Getting run over
Attempting to spread the tanbark
Jumping off the shed
Teaching that mother fucker (A chair we found on the roof) whose boss
Wrestling on the oval
STACKS ON!!
Being at the bottom of a stacks on pile after being tackled by Steven and Tom
Everyone trying to stack on me after I jumped down the hill
Matt and I haveing the ultimate belly jump
Being in chior
Punching a hole so big they couldnt use metal
Swimming in the punchbowl
Jimmy making a primus tribute band
Almost getting concused after being kicked in the head during stacks on
Using the drinking fountain to scrub my undies
Cramming a dirty sandwich in Rob' face
Tess discovering weid loops for Acid
The stare offs between Tess and Andy
Andy belching in Tess's face (my idea)
Andy and I havent done global warming on Mick yet
DD not being able to wear glasses to school
My brother recommending that his frien should change the name of ther band to "Woof" and their album should have like a 50's characture of a guy with a speech bubble saying "WOOF"
ah good times, great recipes
Waving some more pop-tarts in Jimmy's face
Going to Mcdonalds and saying "Hell no I dont want fries!!"
Michael and I standing on the step of mightyness at mcdonalds and demmanding ear plugs
Shooting the moon
Monkeys in the amazon
Getting chased by the government
The gift Michael got Ross for his birthday
My birthday is about 2 days and fifteen weeks away (The last day of term two)
Getting a job for work experience
Throwing a shoe at Ned's never regions
French fries with ketchup
If your name was "it" i could say "Shhhhhhhh it, im trying to watch TV"
I went to JB to see what they had by Primus, my mind was blown when I notice they had an album called "tales from the punchbowl." Just remembering the cover makes me chuckle. I wanted to buy it, but I only had 25 cents.
Turning the two soccer nets into a cage, a cage for wrestling
Asking Mrs Chislet if she wants to join us for cage wrestling, then telling her we would give her some easy to fight like Thanh
Cival war in spain
Jumping ten metres in the air to prove a point
Colouring in my eyes
Writing notes on the inside of my eyelids, only to have them get smudged and drizzle out of my eyes
Getting Mick cremated while he was still alive
Snorting Micks remains
Baseball sliding off Ned off the stage
Getting shot out of a cannon and dissolving in the air
Getting rebuilt for six dollars
Hitting stu square in the nads with a pinecone
Doing a flip
The aweome, yet quite vulgar, conversation we ad on the last day of term at recess.
Having an extra long recces
Going in fedle position because the bell wouldnt go on time
Going postal
Writing the HIghlights of the term

Song of the Day (S.O.D)//How I ould just kill a man// RATM

Shyeah dude.

2006-03-03T19:54:00.000+11:00

ah sweet blog, updating is fun..

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.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
lolz
.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hey
Beef x 3 says:
what

Beef x 3 says:
AHHHH!
.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
BEEF IM NOT TALKING TO U

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hehehehe

Beef x 3 says:
Then Im not talking to u
Beef x 3 says:
GOSH!

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hehehe wheres matt
Beef x 3 says:
wtf, How the hell should I know

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hahahaha

Beef x 3 says:
I got a Job for work expreience

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
lol so do i

Beef x 3 says:
Is urs at the Unversal Bio Sensor

Beef x 3 says:
Cause mine is

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
SHUT UP

Beef x 3 says:
I allready did

Beef x 3 says:
and further more

Beef x 3 says:
I like chocolate

Beef x 3 says:
So I said I wanna go on the merry go round

Beef x 3 says:
But I had no money

Beef x 3 says:
So I went to the Bank

Beef x 3 says:
But they spent all my savings on lottery tickets

Beef x 3 says:
Apparently I didnt read the fine print on the contracts

Beef x 3 says:
Anyway on the way out I found Five bucks on the ground

Beef x 3 says:
so I thought to myself

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
what the fuck is this bush week??/

Beef x 3 says:
what would Jesus do

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hahaha

Beef x 3 says:
so I went to the Dog Track

Beef x 3 says:
and I bet all my money on number 4.5

Beef x 3 says:
Little did I know that that dog was from Iraq

Beef x 3 says:
and it was covered in dynomite

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
WHAT THE FUCK hehehe

Beef x 3 says:
So the race starts

Beef x 3 says:
and the dogs are running

Beef x 3 says:
Seeing that my 5 bucks may go up in smoke...litterally

Beef x 3 says:
I ran on to the track

Beef x 3 says:
I almost had the bomb defused when...

Beef x 3 says:
It blew up

Beef x 3 says:
in my face

Beef x 3 says:
so I went to the doctors to get new eyebrows

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hahahahahahaha

Beef x 3 says:
Then the doctor said we dont execpt "Deadbeats"

Beef x 3 says:
I was all ARRRRGH

Beef x 3 says:
I NEED EYEBROWS

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
get that growth formula

Beef x 3 says:
so as I was walking out I see that a Monkey is giving me the stink eye from accross the
street

Beef x 3 says:
That made me mad

Beef x 3 says:
Just then I see a dog catcher

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
WHAT THE FUCK BEEF

Beef x 3 says:
I take his net

Beef x 3 says:
And start chasing the ape

Beef x 3 says:
I chased the monkey for miles

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
HAHAH

Beef x 3 says:
Then It borded a Yaught and was heading towards the amazon

Beef x 3 says:
I chased after it in a dingy

Beef x 3 says:
When I reached the Amazon the ape was all like "wahahagra"

Beef x 3 says:
This made me exceptionally mad

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
lol exceptionally mad

Beef x 3 says:
I grabbed the net then started chasing the ape through a massive

Beef x 3 says:
field

Beef x 3 says:
We reached the forrest

Beef x 3 says:
Then he climbed a tree

Beef x 3 says:
I forgot they could do that

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
and then you flew a whale to the top of the tree huh/

Beef x 3 says:
close

Beef x 3 says:
I got on the back of a cheetah

Beef x 3 says:
and ran up the tree

Beef x 3 says:
and caught the ape

Beef x 3 says:
The ape was stuck in the net

Beef x 3 says:
It was all like "Braughhahahhahashaa"

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

Beef x 3 says:
We'll see who has the last laugh I reply to him

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hahahaha and did u turn his carcus into a german natziz welcoming mat?

Beef x 3 says:
So I pull out my trusty razor

Beef x 3 says:
and shaved off some hair

Beef x 3 says:
Sweet relief I say as I super glue it to my face

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
thats gold

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
the funniest part was u riding a cheetah lol

Beef x 3 says:
yeah

Beef x 3 says:
what

Beef x 3 says:
woah

Beef x 3 says:
My brain

Beef x 3 says:
Hmmmm

Beef x 3 says:
that sourt of reminds me of another story

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hahahaha

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
im gonna print that story out

Beef x 3 says:
It all started when I went to the store to get some Grapes

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
oh dear lord

Beef x 3 says:
On the way there I see some guy, whith a shirt that reads "satan rules"

Beef x 3 says:
He walks over to me and he was all like hey buddy spare a dollar

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
where u like a spare a fist in your face

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
or i spare a dollar in the bed

Beef x 3 says:
As I reach for my wallet he kicks me in the nads and steals my bus pass

Beef x 3 says:
I was all like yo

Beef x 3 says:
I need that

Beef x 3 says:
Not really

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
HAHAHAHA

Beef x 3 says:
but Its mine

Beef x 3 says:
I was all like give it

Beef x 3 says:
He was all like make me

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
hahaha

Beef x 3 says:
As he said that he was hit by a flaming meteorite

Beef x 3 says:
that was actually a chicken

Beef x 3 says:
so I walk to the flaming crater

Beef x 3 says:
and got my bus pass

Beef x 3 says:
then Michael Jackson walks up

Beef x 3 says:
He's all like "wo-hoo"

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
HAHAHA

Beef x 3 says:
I dont know if it was his nose, but something about looking at him made me mad

Beef x 3 says:
So I picked up the flaming chicken and throw it at his head

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
HAHAHAHA

Beef x 3 says:
Michael Jackson was moon-walking really fast going "wo-hoo"

.:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
i gtg seeya!!!

Beef x 3 says:
ok see ya

Beef x 3 says:
I'll tell u the rest later

This was an actuall conversation..... Jesus Christ why the fuck would I bother makin that up

SOUP!?

2006-02-15T20:58:00.000+11:00

Yes, Yes.............

(8)So now i'm rollin' down rodeo wit a shotgun.. These people havent seen a brown skin man since their grandparents bought one...

2006-01-29T18:26:00.000+11:00

Hello dudes and dudettes. Its time for another installment of the Brendan Forsayeth show. I havent posted the highlights of my week for a while, I've been a bit busy...

I found out that Omar has a bullet in his fucking head
I found the true meaning of winter..... To kill apes and nudists
I spat in the face of people who didn't want to be cool (Matt)
Yes I know my enemy, there the teachers who taught me to fight me, compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, Ignorance, HYPOCRISY, brutallity, The Elite... All of which are American dreams......
I'm getting drum lessons that aren't at school
I hate the government
Matt and I made a story about the government
I stepped back and started spraying niggas
Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to pin point potentail trouble makers.. and neutralize them
DD cracked under the pressure and blew himself up
Tess thew a Grenade at me... She didnt pull the pin, but it still hurt
I went to the football and saw Tess on the big screen, eating potatoe chips
I drew blue prints out for kicking woody in the head
Marty is the renegade of funk
We did preformances in music.... The Marty experience (Marty, Tess, Fiona, Leigh) rocked my socks and moved my feet..
I play the drums :)
Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, Fuck the Norm
Marty can play Guerrilla Radio on piano
My brother got a Wah-Wah petal
I got on the roof with a sniper rifle
Omar came to our school
I shot Thanh
Babbs gave me a detention with out telling me
I ate the Moon
Zach de la Rocha became president
Tim Bob became Vice-President
I ate Radium
Andy is beat Jesus in a winner takes all Cage match
Sarah ate the boogey man for breakfast
Andy is beat Jesus in a winner takes all Cage match
I was born to rage against them
Woah thats a Fuckload of Ham
I wrote the Highlights of my week

Oh its on, its on like Donkey Kong

2006-01-13T15:45:00.000+11:00

Man I cant think of anything to write about. All I've doing these holidays is playing pokemon on gameboy. Such a classic game that is. "I never thought I woud see the day when the hour is up. You can take a horse."

So far, this has been a pretty shabby year.....

2006-01-01T11:50:00.000+11:00

Fuck it was hot yesterday, was I the only one that noticed that. I was so tired this morning, I spent new years at Josh Mccalls house. For those of you that dont know, Josh was born on January the first, so happy birthday Josh. If you were wondering if I was eating a crosson at 8 oclock in the morning, then you would be correct. I didnt post about christmas and I dont really care.

I dont think I will be going to Blackburn High this year. Apearently my dad thinks my grades are so bad, he might even take me out of school all together, so I can work all day and make minimum wage. Woo-fuckin-hoo. Oh well, as if it matters if I go to Blackburn this year anyway. You guys probally won't even notice Im gone........... Well thats Depressing!!!!

By B'dan P.S: I am really tired

It smells alot like pudding...

2005-12-21T21:30:00.000+11:00

Dude... I got my report from school yesterday. Everyone was all like "yay look at all my A's" so I open mine and I get 4 N's :( The rage was there partilly because I got a bad report but mostly because I had to carry all my books home in a broken bag (thank god josh was there to help carry them)... Stupid pepsi showbag. Hmmmmm what else, well right now Kyle has come down from Queensland (he lives there) and America invaded the Bahamas. Man all Ive done all holidays is go to Harvey Norman's with Kyle and go on the messaging chairs, my back is pudding. What the fuck, christ mas is this weekend and because I'm swedish I get some of my presents on christmas eve (tradition). the other day I said to Michael we should go see King Kong on the weekend, but he was all like "YO! its christmas this weekend" so we're going next Friday I think. Man how come when ever I go to school I either be tackled, bagged because of having 80's hair, laughed at, yelled at, pointed at, screamed at, pooped at, smiled at, froned at, shouted at, farted at, shot at or all of the above.Michael Jacob and I need to see if our band can play at the year 10 formal. Yeah Im swedish big woop wanna fight about it. >)by The Man/Beefinstein(<

Oh My GOD!! Steven Speilberg wants my cat

2005-12-06T17:28:00.000+11:00

Greetings and salutations fellow chums. I know alot of you have been on camp.... Well I wouldn't really call it a camp unless you slept out-side or in a tent. This has what happened while you people were incapasicated:

For one lovely night Michael knew what it was to be a grandmother
The apes inslaved our school (thats what we get for letting our guards down)
I am smart now
Michael destroyed my brain with James Blunt (It put my mind into a vortex)
Jimmy still ponders about the pop tarts
I got to have my cake and eat it
I crossed the street

Have you met Jarad?
I went to boxhill
Michael, Ross and I went to VA to play CSS
MY ELBOW IS ITCHY
Michael kept saying "thats the best thing Ive ever heard"
Michael and I got on the roof and poured water on Leigh's head
I taught Michael Jackson to dance
Michael got some music by The Insane Clown Posse (that scared me)
I accedently punched Ross in the head (why is this a highlight)
I taught an emu to fly
What can you do when all your enemys are french?
MICHAEL DOWNLOADED DONKEY KONG!!!!!! (he only pressed cancel once!!)
I snorted some surcreetions off a snail
I locked stu behind the door thingy, then sprayed him with PEPSI MAX, the refreshing refresher, dont worry theres no sugar.
I got a sponsorship from Pepsi
STEVEN SPEILBERG WANTS MY CAT (yeah I know its my title, wanna fight about it)
If being gay was genetic you would have never been born
Michael and I opened the locked doors int the girls toilets... There was dookie blasted everywhere.
I invented my most random post title ever
Callum came with us to VA but he left before the place opened
We found a anime store (they sell figureens and stuff. I'm pretty sure you can get FFVII the movie, but dont be suprised if its in Japanese)
I impaled some guy with an umbrella
I did 25 years in jail
Lybia has joined the soviet union
There is civil war in spain!!!
Lunch was slightly more tollerable. Todd wasnt there to throw shit at us and Tess wasnt there so Stuart, Morris and stuff didnt have anyone to throw stuff at... oh what a week
I am seriously considering changing schools
We threw Mariana's shoes in a tree
Mariana thought the station was in the complete oposite direction to what it actually is
Hahaha Mariana is so Armish that she doesnt Armish means.
I got my own monkey. Its name is Juju
I licked some slime off a rock
I am not a sell out
I am not a poser
I... AM... BATMAN!!!
I wanna get a batman lunchbox, because you cant get cooler than batman
I dropped a bag of oranges off Niagra falls
Juju wrote the highlights of my week, then took a dump on the keyboard

Oh yeah I have to tell you guys about the window. There was a big crowd outside the "girls" toilets, this was after I had filled the water balloon. Anyway we could hear some commoshion going on inside so we all agree'd that I should try and hit the little mesh bit above a window...Good Idea IDIOT (me).I threw the water balloon pretty hard and it sort of broke the window.... Sorry Babbs. It was so funny though we were all rolling on the ground laughing. Then Michael goes to through some more in, and dinged up the window even more. Aparently the water balloon I threw actually went through the window with out braking and the people inside got wet.... I now owe the school about $150.... My bad Song of the week//the guitar version of the song from F-zero

Soup Factory For The Handi-capped

2005-12-04T00:25:00.001+11:00

He's buttering rolls like a soup kitchen cristian

I'm still just a rat in a cage

2005-11-29T19:48:00.000+11:00

Owwwww My head. What did I do this week .... hmmmmmm flash back

I ran my own casino
I made my own computer company
Bill Gates "bought out" my casino and computer company
I ate soup
I got Stu's keys from off the roof
People thought I was gonna jump (I almost fell off I was laughing so hard)
I waved those pop-tarts in jimmy's face
I got my nipple pierced
I had my nipple unpierced (they gave me back the flesh off the piercing thing)
Michael threw Mariana's shoes in the top of the tree
Mexico is the new Soviet Union
I brought back communism
I traded weapons of mass destructing to pakistan for some U.S air space
JIMMY LEFT THE BAND.... thats OK, because I know he's going to die some day.
I will never die because I'm going to get cryogenically frozen
I know alot about nothing
Petrollium Jelly
I found a cardboard box
somebody broke my cardboard box
I smacked some people with cardboard
I threw bottles off the roof... Thats right it was me
I creamed some corn
I worked harder than a monkey in a cracker factory
I saw a coachroach so big my boot wasn't able to destroy it
I fertilised ross's face
I got on a bus and I didnt even know where it was going (magic bus ride)
I got high and it felt like everything was moving (magic bus ride)
I kicked ross in the armpit
Ross was showing his stomach so I punched it
I became the greatest guitar player ever.. then I hit my head on a rock
michael and I played smash T.V
I smashed my T.V
Michael and I are gonna make a band and I think we were going to call it "Us"
Michael and I are going to make an album called "our newest album ever"
corn on the.... cob?
I enjoy creaming.............. Soda (Duh)
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
I fell out of a tree
I had a butterfly in my hair
Shaun and I got kicked of the play school set for making the letter "h"(yes, lower case standing up )
I ate a burger
I havent woren jeans in six years... amazing
JImmy is getting older
Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet
Can You Kill Me Now?
Everyone thinks I'm suicidal.... that makes me so mad I think I'll light myself on fire
I dont fit in
I think i'm changing schools next year
I'm not going to queensland
I burnt Vince's face off
I had a blast of dookie
I had a roller disco in my garage..... I was the only one who showed up
Terry Hong was found unconcious..... he was choking on the sweet air of freedom
I used napalm to kill some weeds in the backyard
Why yes I have seen Jimmy's cock (Im talking about the chickens you dick)
I've probally never met you, but I'm pretty sure I've insulted somewhere in my life
The government gave my dad $8487.76
Sesil is a girls name
Michael and I made a documentary
I like food
I KEEP GETTING INTURPTED BY PEOPLE ON MSN
Holy SHIT, I have some homework that needs to be done
My brain combusted
I wrote the highlights of the week

Yeah that was pretty cool... NOT! I think there were some people I left out By >BEEF!< style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Renegades of funk/Ratm/Renegades This song has been stuck in my head all week!!!!

Mid-Week madness (soup factory of the damned)

2005-11-21T18:49:00.000+11:00

This week.... hmmmmmm. Well you may ask why I'm posting in the middle of the week, well I just relised that no one else had updated and it made me mad so Im posting. Man I need to get a job to raise money for the band (I think we're called the sonic trio now, even though there's four of us, we could make it quadro). Jimmy better come over tomorrow or else I will have to murder him. >RAGE<

Beef a genius or a lucky idiot

2005-11-14T22:38:00.000+11:00

Hey YOU! yeah thats right (you've got some nerve mister) its time for me to tell you whats been happening in my week:

Taco bill concealed a taco into a burrito factory and was shot 32 times in the spleen
A fat man went streaking trough our school
I wrote a song called "watch your step" (its about the war in iraq)
We intercepted a transmission between some apes. (they're concocting some sweet bruttal revenge)
I ate some chicken salt
I got angry
I was body slammed by luka
Piggy wars: massive pile ups with me on the top
Getting stacked on by 4 people (one of which was jacob)
Almost throwing up because i had my ribs imploded
I took 4 shots of rum then picked a fight with a scottish guy
I was gang tackled by rugby players
I started making a drumbeat in my mind
I got a life
I went to spain
I blew up spain
I was forced to rebuild spain
I became an infadel
I swam to new zealand with nothing but a hunting knife in my mouth
I cut my lip, then i downed
I beat cancer
I fell out of a tree
I was called a nerd
I jumped off the 500 block after smoking some tabookie thunder
I tore ross a new corn shoot
I blew up the eiffel tower, again
I had a drinking contest with an ape
The ape won
I played nintendo against the ape
The ape won
I had a staring contest against the ape
the ape punched me in the face
I relised what its like to be the washington sniper
We watched CSI in science
We watched bowling for collumbine in english
We watched bouling for the maid in german (i dont do german)
I snorted some wasabi
I threw up some wasabi over the eastern free way
I didnt go to julia's party (was it good?)
I ate pretzels
My friend Kyle is coming down from queensland in december and i want all my friends to meet him
I deflated a giant monkey out-side some car dealing place (I was all like "now whos giant?")
I bought an anti aircraft gun to put on my roof
I shot down 4 planes
I hearled on a beaver
I ejaculated on a fried chicken
I made a burrito launcer
I unleashed the burrito launcher in the school car park
I was born in switzerland
Laura picked up jacob and threw him into the obiss
I read the dictionary
Omphaloskepsis: the practice of contemplating one's navel, esp. as carried out by eastern mystics as an aid to inducing a trance-like state.
hehehe the navel is the belly button
Tess wet my pants (I dont why this is a highlight)
My sister ran into a door
I have plans to make a national green day (a green day is when you just sit at home and smoke pot)
Michael punched my arm and I accidentally hit barry in the head
Jimmy looked like he was gonna break
I protest about Futurama getting cancelled by lighting myself on fire
I shoot corn out of my nose, AMAZING i know
I rubbed my smelly toe on Marty
I rubbed my smelly toe on stu
Marty and Stu both got ape fever
No I dont have a hemmoroid, thanks for asking
I watched a funny movie with Jackie Chan
I ran into a train head on (thank god it wasn't moving)
I went with some of my family to see a scenic railroad then had a picnic
I lost some dice in my nose
The apes attacked our school with the "poop launcher", also known as the "shit blaster"
I got blisters on my ass from going down a slide NAKED
I covered my self in tar then rolled in feathers, I then walked in front of some nimrods saying "hey you, yeah you. How about you hunt something your own size"
I had 14 bullets removed from my ass (theres still 8 in there, shhhhh)
for those of you that dont now what a nimrod is, well its a hunter
I dyed my hair chrome
I went black to the future
Sunday Garbage
You know how people say they have guns under their pillows. Well I have a nuclear warhead, thats right if some breaks into my house I'll just take out the hammer and go "I'll do it I'll do it. Im crazy brbrbrbrbrb"
I locked my self to a chair, sticky taped my eyes open and put the TV on "TCM" (I still fell asleep)
Dookie-beep-beep-wooie on my dolphin wigs. Porky-plop-plop-suey now i'm eating twigs >_<
I watched retarded animal babies
Mariana and I adopted children (mine is called Charlie)
I got a flaming skull tattooo..... It washed off
I dyed my armpit hair red
I looked back on the past week
I wrote about the past week
I finished writing about the past week

This has been Beefus Production

2005-11-11T21:43:00.000+11:00

B	Bashful
E	Exquisite
E	Entertaining
F	Fantastic

Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com

Omar Paggi: enemy of the state

2005-11-05T20:50:00.000+11:00

Hello fellow chum lickers.. My name is.... well never mind what my name is, you will listen. Last Sunday I stayed at michael's house to get some practice for the nintendo marathon (which was being held at my house the following day). I went to michael's house late as usuall. errrr thats right, I got there and we had dinner, then we had to go to the pits of boxhill to my brother tim's house.. Dun Dun DaH! We got to my brothers house and got the holy nintendo then brought back to michael's but just before we left my brother gave me money for no reason, so michael and I bought some slurpies, Hell YEAH! The Next Day. Virtual Arena the gamingest game spot that ever gamed a game. VA was pretty fun I had never played counter strike before, it was pretty fun The nintendo marathon (12 hours of insanity). This was the most brain melting, eye ball burning and nose itching marathon ever. Ah hell!! We got bored and made prank phone calls the victims and attempted victims were:

Marty
Tess (Atleast we thought it was tess)
Laura
Leigh
Nim's dad
Chris

I cant remember the rest....

The other highlights of my week

Piggy back wars...... 2
We drove the apes back to the back of the oval
I became the washington sniper
I learnt how to speak latin
I forgot how to speak latin
I ate two muffins at one glorius recess
I wore a shirt
My brother moved into my mum's house
I shot omar again
I lit Jacob on fire and he didnt care
Mariana tried to fingerbang michael
I almost finished level two on smash T.V
Doom the movie
I lit my butt crack on fire in protest
Bobby Fletcher got what he deserved
I popped some corn
I ate chocolate
Omar fell over and broke his anus
Mariana got angry because i posted that she fell off my bike
I wrote the highlights of my week

Song of the day Everlong // Foofighters // the shape and colour

Lock up your daughters.... Shoot your son!!

2005-10-29T12:15:00.000+10:00

Hell yeah long weekend... What nobody's been waiting for..... The highlights of my week..

Piggy back wars: I hit DD in the nads!
the fight between Sam and dozza that started with a water baloon
Free dress day: Bright socks and striped pants
The janitour spontaniously combusted
The apes returned from behind the oval
THE PLANET FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!
Steve was made fun of for being a stoner in class at two separate times
Jimmy tried to sell luka a phone
Luka went ape shit
Luka died in a tragic cellular phone explosion (rest in peace big guy)
I shot down a hellicopter
I found a nuclear weapon... It was just sitting in the dirt
Jimmy trying to sing the tune of bullet in the head by RATM
Michael and I went riding down the hill near his house and we tried clearing the speed bumps
I lit a door on fire
I blew up south america
I wrote a song in my mind
I bought another fire arm (This one's called angry Aidan)
You cant hug your children with nuclear arms (believe me I tried)
Mariana fell off my bike
I had breakfast at tiffanys
I started hunting the most deadly animal off all..... Man
I stayed at jimmy's last weekend
You make me sick
I ate the cake
I tripped on a little crack sticking out of the ground
I said crack
I sold jim to the russians
Thanh went nuts and attempted to preforme the collumbine shootings out our school
Thanh got takin down by a chair then four over weight people
I got DD posted up as americas most wanted
DD fell off a dam and broke his glasses.... Hmmm this sounds familiar
Getting soked in the rain for no good reason
Michael and I dressed up like nerds to fool Seth
I havent seen the truck all week..... Maybe they finaly learnt they're leason
Jason head butted the wall
I saw christ riding a bike
Tess admitting that she ate muff (Her brothers muff)
Tess legally changed her name to muffy
Laura hit Tom in the nads
Laura went ape shit
Ross head butted Jacob in the nads
I got my armpit peirced
Omar has some anal hair caught on a turtle
I went south
Tess was made fun of for having "sex hair" (I dunno what they were talkin about, I thought she looked hot!!! yet again I think shaun's hot too ;D )
Ms Johnson burned Jarrad not litterally ofcourse
I mooned everyone in the school
I grew my hair long with golden curls
I didnt watch the arias! they're lame :P
I bought the mental institution and raced the pacients on wheel chairs
Marty was busted with opium
Somebody told me to go take a hike so i did, I climbed mount Fuji
I went down mount fuji on a boggey board
The soup in my bathroom had an opera
I was gunned down by feds and brought back to life half machine. dun dun dah......
I wrote up the highlights of my week.........

Wow what a waste of time. Michael and I are organising a nentindo marathon at my house... I'll tell you how it turns out... Luv ya - Beef! Song of the Day // Nintendo // Five Iron Frenzy

Look at these handsome devils..

2005-10-20T11:24:00.000+10:00

Is my head on straight?

2005-10-14T22:23:00.000+10:00

Man what a week......... What happened u might ask? well I will tell u. Well on monday I tried to start world war twelve or was that last week? Oh well. Aparently stu has a formula for napalm. Which means all my adverseries can tremble undre the might of me. Now all I need is a gun. What else? Michael and I are going to bring the canteen down! We will destroy that Fuckin System!!! All we need is a chance........ and some dynomite! That'll be the swish. My ape factory is working. Pretty soon the streets will be filled with cyborg apes.. And if u dont believe me just look out the window...Did I mention that I almost caught the truck.. twice.. that was cres (what does that mean?).. Sliced Bread..... THis is a band jimmy and I invented, stu's the manager for some odd reason. Jimmy and I have allmost finished our first song (Explosive Nutmeg) but we still need to

Write the Lyrics
Write the guitar bit
go fishing
eat a taco
DesTROY that FUckin System
chase the ape
feed the fish
Make a drum beat
Kill Thanh
shoot omar
Make a 2 minute bass solo
make an album cover, where the band is throwing a couch of a cliff (with luka on it)
go ape shit!

Wow! thats more then I thought... Yesterday I saw some little prick throwing stuff at a poor defenceless bird. DO you know what I said, well I was across the street and I yelled "Hey!!" they turned in shock. One of them has the ordasity to flip me off so I said "Leave the fuckin bird alone you little faggot!! DO US ALL A FUCKIN FAVOR AND DIE IN A FIRE!!!" then they walked away and micahel and I stood triumphantly. They day was saved..... but for how long?.... SOng OF the Day: Feeling good//Muse ........take that laura!!

Explosive Nutmeg

2005-10-08T16:22:00.000+10:00

Yes I am writing a song called "Explosive Nutmeg." Stay Tuned for Details.

Hey has anybody else noticed how blogger is becoming an alien adfarm, I know I have. I must put an end to this, even if I have to march on washington, even if I need an entire army of super apes, so be It!

Song of the Day: Explosive Nutmeg//ME!// smells like failure..... Yeah I know it doesnt exist yet, and I also realise I haven't done song of the day for a while........ But thats all gonna change...

So comes the begining of the end

2005-10-08T12:30:00.000+10:00

Yes, the first week of school has past....... How many more do we have left? Well as you probally don't know, this will probally be my last term of school at blackburn... I haven't decided yet, its too hard, I need a nap... I might stay til next year so I can go to Japan, although I've allready been to Japan...

High lights of my week

Andy, Eric and I got to use the studio in photography
Omar came and visited our school
Taco Bill came down from the tree
I went to Michaels house (twice)
I invented the burrito launcher
I broke several world records
I got to scholl early
I invaded the white house and unleashed my hostile, radio actve babboon into the white house
I ate the taco that was holding me back

Holy Hell that was one busy week

DD and Beef's exellent adventure!

2005-09-30T19:41:00.000+10:00

Well last night DD and I got really bored so we started putting Insulting comments on peoples blogs the victims were:

Erich (hehehehe)
zack
Pimppia
Erich
????

You can find our insults scatterd through out blogger........

Blinded by the fury! (curse you ot's and space invaders!)

2005-09-29T20:36:00.000+10:00

what have I been doing these holidays you might ask? Well the reason nobodies seen me is because i've been sitting in my room playing space invaders in the dark. I tried to leave but tell that to mister curse-ed astroid over there that WONT LEAVE ME ALONE! But playing space in the dark made me relise some thing: light bulbs rule (so do chicks) and darkness sucks! Oh man I just realised that I have to do that photography thingo..... I'll see if I can go to the city on the weekend with my buddies........ Those ot's are making me mad! I hate those Ot's Ian Thorpe Can Cram it with wall nuts.. well goodbye.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>Posted BY: Yours truly

'Scooby Doo' can do-do, but 'Jimmy Carter' is smarter

2005-09-29T20:17:00.000+10:00

Hello it is me Beef, I know you were expecting Taco Bill to come here and ramble on about tacos...... But then it hit me why should I get him to do it when I already do it anyway (plus he was really starting to annoy the bajesus out of me). So I did what any 'sane' (and i use that quite loosely) person would do, I brutally murdered taco bill, and at his funeral I drove his hearse off a cliff! ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That'll teach him to f*** with me. Son of a c*** can kiss my white a**, oh wait he cant HE'S DEAD hahahahahahahaha. He's probally eating the best taco ever now..................................

R.I.P: Jerk Burger

Enjoy the f***ing insanity b**chs

P.s I am awhere of the censors you mother f***ers

Wooooooo My 50th post woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

We ALL need some TACOS!!!!!!!!

2005-09-29T10:27:00.000+10:00

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Taco Bill is here.................

2005-09-28T10:45:00.000+10:00

Hey Jerk burgers, go and buy some tacos then eat them then buy more tacos. Whats the matter you too chicken to buy some tacos. To all those that are afraid to eat tacos i say "don't be such a little girly man!" EAT TACOS!!!!!!! *sublimitle*Tacos are your friends*sublimitle*

So very tired............

2005-09-27T12:46:00.000+10:00

Due to lack of support, i think i may need to retire............ but we've had a lot of fun over these few months like that time i threw that wiskey bottle at joe or that time i lost all my money to those con artists and you guys helped me get it back truly happy days people truly happy days..... soz i'm just fresh out of ideas....... I know the next time i have an idea I'll write it on a piece of paper (brilliant). When will i return i dont know so for now i just say goodbye..............

Does taco bill have a brother called "nacho Eddie"

2005-09-27T12:22:00.000+10:00

cheese cake on toast. I enjoy a good ramble......... God how i wish i had something to talk about... w00t w00t ah whats the point........ GOOD BYE!

Third post of the day..... How dissapointing.

2005-09-26T17:10:00.000+10:00

Ich schreibe auf Deutsch.......... If you can understand that, you can understand anything......

I aint dead yet....

2005-09-26T15:54:00.000+10:00

Erichs blog is officially lame. Erich if you're reading this, i suggest that you burn your old blog and start again.. And I'm keeping his address in my sidebar because it makes my blog look good. Peace out ya'll

You shouldn't always trust what people say..... Actually you just shouldnt trust people full stop.

2005-09-26T15:28:00.000+10:00

Hey I went to the Melbourne show on Friday and apparently that rocket guy crashed on the same day weird. The tacos DAMMAND FREEDOM! Coke and pepsi are the same thing WAKE UP PEOPLE. Bacon and eggs dont mix. I was born in Switzerland! The taco salad is back. Holy crap, i just went into a trance weird. Well fare be well and remember "ONCE YOU'VE READ IT YOU CAN'T UNREAD IT!" BY NOBODY

If you're reading this 'you've just made the list mister'

2005-09-22T17:57:00.000+10:00

Owwwww My Heart. too many tacos that i didnt chew proparlly

step 1 find the food
step 2 eat the food
step 3 you dont wanna know!

NO ONE'S GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!!

2005-09-22T17:31:00.000+10:00

the taco couldnt speak so i spoke for him.

To all those butt loafs out there. Do you know what really grinds my gears? those stupid emails people pass on, dont these people have anything better to do its called a life people. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Everytime i check my emails theres like 30 and im all like "oh yay a chain letter, NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!" I think if we all work together we can make this a spam free enviroment......

Enjoy the madness and the insanity.......... BEEF!!

BOOST!@

I do NOT dig the cabbage.....

2005-09-08T12:22:00.000+10:00

My socks reek of feet... Soft tacos aren't tacos there burritos. When you give up on eating a taco then you eat nachos (the lazy man taco). I wish, I wish I haddn't killed that....omar. Yay random. My soup factory is back in business........

How come my titles allways have nothing to do with anything?

2005-08-17T16:49:00.000+10:00

and billy never walked again......................

Oh, sorry i haven't updated my blog lately. I know sorry isn't good enough but oh well. To those of you who aren't reading this I'd like to give you 'the bird' and I dammand you start reading NOW. Whack a poodle.... Its FREE. Oh yeah the other day I went to the movies with 'the gang' (jim) and we saw Kung-fu hustle, I got there late but I still think it was awsome and ape at the same time. After the movies we went to get some food because sam, shaun and I had the munchies, big time. So we went to KFC (dont worry this is building to some thing). After Ross had a craving for Starbucks coffee, he never had it before and wanted to see how great it was. I once bought a donut from a Starbucks in Japan, the taste was orgasmic (sorry to be so graffic). Then I had the munchies to buy an album. I was going to buy an album by 'The Distillers' but I bought one by 'the get up kids' they hurt my head. Heres a video clip by them its called action and action ( oh yeah and FYI this song isnt on the album I bought). So I think that pretty much somes up everything so, PEACE OUT/IN!

Song of the day// Action and action//the get up kids// something to write home to (buy it!!! GOSH)

The Cheese Is Big, Really Big

2005-07-28T16:59:00.000+10:00

35 reasons why the government is after me.

I found out what they really put in post stamp glue (Toad Mucus)
I found out about the government Conspiracy
I destroyed the dinosaurs
I found out that bill clinton's real name is Ashleigh
I took the white house hostage with only a hunting knife and some dental floss
I turned water into ....... DEATH!
I found out that George Bush has hemoroids (the hard way)
I Mooned the federal government
I kept ringing george bush and asking for 'tony' and 'steve'
I found out that they put sublimital messages in their adds
I found out what chocolate is made out of
I had a massive party and didn't invite them
I found out a disturbing secret about tic-tacs
I orderd 1500 magehrita pizzas to the white house and then the president said "what happened to the rest of this pizza. Its just cheese brbrbrbrrb"
I learnt how to fart the alphabet
I made a pair of stillts big enough to get on top of the white house
I stole the presidents chopper
I unleashed an angry baboon into the white house
I found out what they're really putting in our drinking water
I unleashed several more baboons into the white house
I picked up the president's dog and kicked off a roof
I found out where tooth paste comes from
I put tooth paste on the pridents hand, then tickled him in the face with a feather while he was sleeping
I discovered a breed of super soldiers in the basement of the white house
I ate the prisedental cheese
I called george bush senoir's wife 'babbs'
I found out that powdered milk is actually cheese gratings
I made my own dooms day device
I sat on the prisedents muffin
I have an imcriminating photo of george bush jr picking his nose
I rang up asking for Hitler
I discoverd a deadly secret behind Mcdonalds
I launched a bottle where the sun don't shine on george bush
I unvealed that george bush is transfering funds to have me 'whacked'
I know too much

Okay, I thinks its about time we took back Sunday

2005-07-27T16:15:00.000+10:00

I resently discovered that not everyone could comment on my blog so i put an end to that and now everybody can comment/insult HAZAR!...... Oh yeah aparently Julia's having a party this weekend im not really sure what for but, aparently im invited (so it has to be cool). "I'm gonna get so wasted" as Ross once said in an awesome voice. I was born in switzerland. All I need now is one of those pink tuxedos and I'll be all set........ If you want to fight you can take it up with the man. Oh man I need somebody else to wear a tuxedo too so I don't feel weird. Peace out ya'll.

song of the day// look what happened// less than jake

Beef's Quote of the day "Did i tell you shouldn't shutup, because if i did i was lying."

Sweet Lemonade

2005-07-26T16:28:00.000+10:00

Untill His Anger grew so much that he couldn't control it.............

Today was awsome, we had 3 periods of sport, and in martial arts we actually got to do stuff..w00t.... not much else happened. except for when ms johnson said to mick and callum they would be suspended if they kept saying the F-word.. Well lovers, keep loving and jerks, keep jerking. Peace Out!>beef

FIRE!!

2005-07-25T15:06:00.000+10:00

I am writting this from school........ Erich has a blog its here i advise You check it out.... Also i sent shaun a "Virus" or atleast i made him believe i sent a virus. His reaction was priceless. Shaun you're a dope...... Peace Out.....

Come waste your millions here........

2005-07-24T12:25:00.000+10:00

oh Man, I have my last foot ball game for the year today, I hope we win because losing sucks.. Last night I saw Sin City, it was pretty good, a little bit sadistic, but still pretty good.. My favourite part in the movie was when Bruce Willis ripped some guys nads off. I reckomend people who haven't seen it to go see it. Also when we were leaving we saw Todd he was going to see some movie, I don't think he was with anyone though. I also saw Zahn and stuff there after, that spaced me out man...well I'm going to break a water mellon SEE YAZ........

>BEEF

Chicken s0up for the loser.........................

2005-07-24T11:29:00.000+10:00

Bloody Callum hit me in the head with a shoe yesterday............

Thats My Radio Dial...........

2005-07-23T15:01:00.000+10:00

Man my head hurts from writing in bright colours. ahhhh the relief. As you probally dont know or you do know..... bitch... Micks having his birthday party, well i wouldnt really call it a party i would probally call it a gathering. So Mick, Andy, Callum, Matt, DD, Omar (i think..), chris, possibly JIM, Mick (you never know, he might not show) and I. If left anyone out I hate you...Just kidding (I'm actually dead serious) We're going to see Sin City at forest Hill its suposed to be filled with Gore (not Forest hill the movie.... pay attention) and it has some good actors in it i'm not really sure who they are but i've heard they're good..... Oh yeah did i mention that Sin City is suposed to set in black and white, I love black and white movies. well I'll tell you how good it is tommoro..Laterz

SONG of the day Showbiz// Muse// Showbiz. A Fucken awsome album

I've come from sanity to insanity. Whats next?

2005-07-23T13:55:00.000+10:00

Sorry i haven't written in a while. I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE CALLED but ive been a bit busy...... A couple of weeks ago I got my sim card working for my mobile and the other day I asked tess Do you have jimmy's mobile number she said "yeah its 0424563005" and i was all like "cheers" so i message the phone and about ten minutes later i get a phone call saying who is this (in a womans voice) i was all like "it's Brendan" (because what good is having a regular name if you never use it. Plus i always refer to myself as Brendan) she was all like "i dont know you" and then i said "as do i" So i message tess saying i shall have to murder you.. Because i thought she was getting me back for the tony incidence. I get a message saying "woah thats just the number jim gave. Dont murder me."

who wants to fight

Song of the day // welcome to the new south // LESS THAN JAKE......

If you want to hear go to apefever or go to my site beefspants. its all good@!

Who wants some..............

2005-07-20T15:50:00.000+10:00

Aparently i'm really good at pulling faces. So heres a picture from my archives.......

.....And another......

SoNg oF tHe dAy//Pardon Me// Incubus// Make yourself

Save the endangered egyptian worm.........

2005-07-13T18:34:00.000+10:00

Sorry i haven't written in a while but I was busy, I think......... Well on saturday I went to see Richmond versus Essendon. Richmond won ofcourse. The day after (sunday) I played football it was annoying because the umpires gave three of our players yellow cards (i think they had too much ape juice). School....... The first day of the school semester(2 days ago), a day to start over with your school reports. unfortunatly i was still hungover from the holidays and sleep in until 8:00 i arrive at school i forget about my books and just run in to the class room the teacher turns around to see me sitting at the back of the class room. I give her the big cheesy wink and she continues writting on the board....... Today was no exeption i leave my house at 8:50 (the time that school starts) I arrive 20 minutes late. And of course i had to sign in at the office, Just so babbs knows im at school (babbs is the princible, you know, the big cheese). In SOSE today i forgot to bring this stupid fish thing that we had been working on in the last class, aparently i left it in my locker was an invalid answer and she commanded that i get it and when return i DIE! will actually she just put me in the corner (with all the spiders)..... Did i mention that I HATE BBQ SAUCE because i do. I think that pretty much sums everything up, Oh yeah bloody Alan came to our school and me dav jacob and stuff ambushed him with a sack of rusty door knobs......

SONG OF THE DAY//Testify// rage against the machine// battle of los angeles

Free the muffins

2005-07-08T10:25:00.000+10:00

If you want to see some thing cool click here. You'll feel the insanity... Last night I was so tired that I went to bed at 8:30 then i woke up at about 7:30 i managed to get 11 hours SLEEp. w00t. What else did i do...... oh yeah I Destroyed that fukin system once and for all! But for how long........... Do you have baby rash? alot of people have baby rash and are just too proud to admit it, for those of that don't know what baby rash is it's a rash you get from having a baby......

A Puzzle in my cereal

2005-07-06T14:25:00.000+10:00

JIM is a cereal killer. Have you ever noticed that cereal is so poor it has to live in a box. News news hmmmmmm. Oh yeah I had the weirdest dream where our year level at school had to collect phone books. It was really weird, I think it was tess and shaun they were pushing theirs with one of those little cars that 3 year olds drive.. Weird huh :) enjoy the insanity >beef

Act 2...........

2005-07-05T20:33:00.000+10:00

So anyway the guy hits me over the head with a log and i'm all like hey buddy you got a change for a five dollar bill.. True story

If You wanna see something cool go to billywest.com did you know that he did the voice of doug & bugs bunny

Focus............

2005-07-05T16:51:00.000+10:00

Hey, thats me....... I think? DAMN!! I forgot what i was going to write............................. I'll be back

Thats not your mother, its a man baby

2005-07-05T13:10:00.000+10:00

Grrrrrrreetings Today I changed my audio clip for my profile. It was fucking annoying because the stupid blog people the site cant be 68 letters or more. IDIOTS! Anyway yesterday the funniest thing happened to me, Matt's grandpa was driving me home, i think he's forgotton me or something because he drove me to andrew's house. Luckily Andrew's mum was home and she gave me a lift home.So any way enjoy my audio clip and heres some others. beavis and butthead , ren & stimpy tom green (if it doesnt work delete the words http://www.blogger.com/)

Memo to self: shut up Mark

2005-07-04T00:46:00.000+10:00

Do I really need to say anything? :) (:

So we meet again.....................

2005-07-03T10:30:00.000+10:00

Man its been a whole 2 days sence my last post. on friday i went to see batman at the movies. It was pretty good a few plot holes but still pretty good. Oh yeah yesterday I went to the football to see Richmond drag their sorry arses over by a point (richmond 85 sydney 84). I think that was pretty much everything besides the massive crime spree i had, but you don't want to hear about that... song of the day//Jesus or a gun//Fuel// sun burn

Stay Tuned...........

2005-06-30T15:39:00.000+10:00

I put a audio file under my profile and I'll probally be changing it every day soooo....... Stay tuned soz jim if you think I stole that off you......

5 beers + car =......................

2005-06-30T10:52:00.000+10:00

Mr T says " I pitty the fool who drinks then drives!" SONG OF THE DAY //Redifine//Incubus//Science

WHEN CATS ATTACK!!!

2005-06-29T12:16:00.000+10:00

people have always loved their cats, but what happens when the cats say NO MORE if this doesn't make you laugh nothing will

You got to fight for your right............

2005-06-29T11:01:00.000+10:00

Did you know that on the last day school on friday that was like the weirdest day ever. For starters omar threw a triton at me and Mick threw his glasses at me.... It was very strange. Oh well I'll get revenge soon enough....... Song of the day//Plug in baby//Muse//origin of symmetry (it's a good song jim).

ASS....Am I aloud to say that?........

2005-06-28T10:52:00.000+10:00

FFFuck!...... I forgot what i was going to write... oh well I will just put in a few pictures. SONG OF THE DAY/ EMPTY SPACES/Fuel/ something like human

For those of you that don't know who this person is, well i guess we have something in common.

MARTY!!

2005-06-27T11:15:00.000+10:00

I'd like to thank Marty for giving me the Fabulous idea for the name you thought i forgot about you, didnt you marty www.mushroomhunting101.blogspot.com (Marty's blog)

Party time baby

2005-06-27T10:22:00.000+10:00

Its a party and everyones invited apparently w00t but if you want details i shall have to rip off your face and USE IT AS A NAPKIN man i'm running low on material DON'T THEY HAVE A POLL FOR THE SIGN!!! Yes i wonder what the people will vote for?..... leave some comments saying what should be on the sign

The Funkiest Monkey.......

2005-06-27T09:48:00.000+10:00

I put on my shoes today only to Realise my sister had filled them with mashed potatoes. The worst part of it was those were my only shoes and I don't really want to go outside bare foot because i dont want Tetanus. Five ways to get fired from you're job

Put a flaming bag of dog poop on the boss's door step.
Keep calling asking for tony.
Unleash a angry baboon in their office.
Paint all the parking lines in the car park black so no one knows were to park.
replace all the fire hydrents with silly string.

This is another great idea thought of by Da Jim. Song of the day. for those of you that don't know jim's site its www.extracoffee.blogspot.com/ /break on through//THE DOORS// it be the 21st song on their best of album bet you thought I was going to say muse Jim

Booze bus goes out of control and skids of the road, hmmmm i wonder why?

2005-06-26T23:26:00.000+10:00

Free Web Site Counters CALL ME DAMN IT! Thanx for the counter Jim

My Favourite Bands

2005-06-26T11:58:00.000+10:00

My favourite bands would have to be Foo fighters, Muse, Nirvana and Rage Against The Machine.

Hello Chums

2005-06-26T11:30:00.000+10:00

If Youre reading this you've found my home page.. Good for you.

I AM NOT A CROOK!

2005-06-26T11:05:00.000+10:00

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........

Alan, WHERE OUT THOU

2005-06-26T01:11:00.000+10:00

Another emotional day in the life of beef today we said farewell to a good friend Alan (no he isnt dead he just moved to canberra). I'm going to miss him i think all his friends will. We decided to say goodbye to him at Mcdonalds. Alan's ride pulled up soon after, but we had plenty of time to take lots of pictures. Alan if you're reading this WE MISS YOU! ok.

PANTS PARTY!

2005-06-26T00:14:00.000+10:00

Man I hate zippers, its like having big gaping teeth in a bad place Porque eu mesmo incomode escrever isto para fora. Eu significo o seu não como se qualquer um é ir uniforme se incomodar traduzir isto. Àqueles que estão lendo este mim diga felicitações, mim gostaria também ao HELLO sy! bet you didnt know i could speak portuguese, did ya

Guess What Jerks?

2005-06-26T00:13:00.000+10:00

MICK IS A LITTLE GEEK BURGER!!!! (this mick) man am i bored cold alone hungry bored I only put this picture in to get your attention

Everybody Wants To Fight ME!

2005-06-25T23:35:00.000+10:00

(I'm the dude with the sledge hammer) Have you ever noticed how when i go to my locker its a fight for my life.. Well it is. Even when im just walking down the street to get some cider, its a battle. I think this is because of one reason and one reason only EVERYBODY WANTS TO FIGHT ME.. I think its because they know im better than them even the people that dont know me, they can just tell im better just by looking at me.. And I'd to say if you cant get over you're own little problems with me being better than you well you never will be better than me..........

The Germans Are Coming!

2005-06-25T22:07:00.000+10:00

The master of all evil has risin from the dead and is out seeking vengence. Zombie hitler is said to hit america in 4 days and with in 2 weeks he will have taken over the world. One of the worst things hitler did was created TIBIA that son of a bitch, he will pay, this is just another reason why TIBIA is so evil. The game tibia was actually made by germans so what i'm saying could be true, Sot take that MICK! It is not long untill the germans better known as the NAZIS are flooding our front lines and taking over our cities, so let me be the first to say Hail Hittler!

I'd like a bag of chips hold the mustard

2005-06-25T20:34:00.000+10:00

(Dave grohl being disturbed to hear this) Sometimes you just need some random shit! Hey i saw this movie on late night tv. One minute there doing some gardening, the next minute they're having sex on a tractor...... weird huh

Electric Gonareah The Noisy killer

2005-06-25T20:17:00.000+10:00

All i can say is DONT HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS! you'll regret it!

Mick & Tibia the Eternal struggle

1990-06-16T21:16:00.000+10:00

My Friend mick has become consumed by the deep dark heart of tibia. for those of you that dont know what tibia is, its a crappy computer game where little geeks and freeks battle each other. Its filled with shitty graphics, some may say its "pixilelicious." I just happen to have a picture of mick. it resembles him in every way. Any way me and my friend andrew found out that Mick plays about 25 hours of tibia a week. we've tried everything to get him to quit playing tibia. but nothing seems to work we even tried scolding him with a hot ironing press, but nothing could get the demon known as Tibia to vanquish from Micks soul.... Maybe if i put toungsten in his food hmmmmmmm............

Very Ape

The soup kitchen is closed.... go home and make your own soup.

Narp

You could wake up missing your underpants, or a kidney.

Theres gonna be a blood bath

HA HA You got the plague!!

"The internet is alot like shooting a gun, just point, click, and then shit your pants waiting for the cops to arrive"

Ummmmm.... yeah?

A turd by any other name shall smell as.....

Well thats just brilliant

*Sniff*

Is it safe?...

Beefus's Bogus Journey

If Jesus Was was a flavour of Icecream....

yo yo

I Need Some Water

1=2

Its about freakin' time (More for gore or the son of a drug lord. None of the above, fuck it cut the cord)

I know the momments near, and I know there's nothing I can do, look through a faithless eye, are you affraid to die?

Keep your goodluck to yourself......

(8)So now i'm rollin' down rodeo wit a shotgun.. These people havent seen a brown skin man since their grandparents bought one...

Another one returns...

Say dance Suka

I'd like to send a nice friendly message to the FCC: *throat clearing* "Fuck you!!!"

The Easter Bunny Hates You

Here is something you can't understand.....

If that don't put the shaz in shazam..

Super intelligent? I wish

New Flash!!!!!

30% Cheese

Shyeah dude.

SOUP!?

(8)So now i'm rollin' down rodeo wit a shotgun.. These people havent seen a brown skin man since their grandparents bought one...

Oh its on, its on like Donkey Kong

So far, this has been a pretty shabby year.....

It smells alot like pudding...

Oh My GOD!! Steven Speilberg wants my cat

Soup Factory For The Handi-capped

I'm still just a rat in a cage

Mid-Week madness (soup factory of the damned)

Beef a genius or a lucky idiot

Omar Paggi: enemy of the state

Lock up your daughters.... Shoot your son!!

Look at these handsome devils..

Is my head on straight?

Explosive Nutmeg

So comes the begining of the end

DD and Beef's exellent adventure!

Blinded by the fury! (curse you ot's and space invaders!)

'Scooby Doo' can do-do, but 'Jimmy Carter' is smarter

We ALL need some TACOS!!!!!!!!

Taco Bill is here.................

So very tired............

Does taco bill have a brother called "nacho Eddie"

Third post of the day..... How dissapointing.

I aint dead yet....

You shouldn't always trust what people say..... Actually you just shouldnt trust people full stop.

If you're reading this 'you've just made the list mister'

NO ONE'S GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!!

I do NOT dig the cabbage.....

How come my titles allways have nothing to do with anything?

The Cheese Is Big, Really Big

Okay, I thinks its about time we took back Sunday

Sweet Lemonade

FIRE!!

Come waste your millions here........

Chicken s0up for the loser.........................

Thats My Radio Dial...........

I've come from sanity to insanity. Whats next?

Who wants some..............

Save the endangered egyptian worm.........

Free the muffins

A Puzzle in my cereal

Act 2...........

Focus............

Thats not your mother, its a man baby

Memo to self: shut up Mark

So we meet again.....................

Stay Tuned...........

5 beers + car =......................

Sniff

I'd like to send a nice friendly message to the FCC: throat clearing "Fuck you!!!"